Tyler, the Portly Politico on Trump Won: “America is back, baby!” Nov 6, 18:29
on New Client, New Problem: “😆 I’m always going to advocate for both. It be too hypocritical for me to do otherwise.” Sep 21, 07:03 on New Client, New Problem: “My top two from this exquisite collection: 1.) https://i0.wp.com/blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/nggallery/need-new-shirts/08.jpg?ssl=1 2.) https://i0.wp.com/blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/nggallery/need-new-shirts/12.jpg?ssl=1 I can’t figure out the winner! Tuscan bouffant or…” Sep 20, 18:59 on Bikini Interlude 92: “At the risk of poorly extrapolating your position, I’d say that you prefer a more natural, less worked at /…” Jul 28, 08:50
I’ve decided to start over in life, move back to the country, and start a sustainable, animal cruelty free, organic, PETA-approved dairy. Does anyone know how to get ESG funds to help with this?
Tags: #Woke | America | Babes | Beauty | Climatards | Climate Change | Cosplay | Dairy | DEI | Farming | Hucows | Humor | Liberals | PETA | Politics | Progressives | Sarcasm | Society
I recently posted about how well Maryland and Old Bay trolled PETA over their anti-crabbing billboards. I’ve decided, however, to take it a bit farther by combating PETA with beauty, real beauty and not the overly slutified celebrities they use to get attention.
Combating PETA With Real Beauty
That’s right! Real beautiful women with real crabs destined for the dinner table. I’m guessing that shuts down and trumps anything that PETA’s got.
NOTE: Because I’m originally from Florida, I’ve include Stone Crabs alongside Maryland’s Jimmies and Sooks.
Tags: America | Babes | Bikini Girls | Crabbing | Crabs | Florida | Humor | Maryland | PETA | Sarcasm | Society
Yeah, attacking crabbing in Maryland is right down there with the greatest bits of stupidity in history. But then, PETA is known for stupidity almost as much as their known sluttish displays and child abuse. They should have known that Old Bay would get spicy with them. 😆
Oh, and by the way, no matter what the wastes of some men’s seed of PETA claim, seafood is awesome.
Tags: America | Billboards | Crabs | Ethics & Morality | Food | Humor | Maryland | Old Bay | PETA | Seafood | Society | Trolling
Hehe…It seems Natalie Portman is into “Water Sports” and a bit of sexual degradation and PETA, always fond of objectifying and denigrating women, was more than willing to make use of her.
Personally, I wouldn’t even piss on this scrawny, Leftist, vegan skank. That’s a personal opinion though and I’d prefer not to argue matters of taste with those who might feel differently about using Natalie Portman as a receptacle for various bodily fluids.
But, irrespective of one’s personal tastes and sexual perversions, Portman and PETA have given us the perfect response to- and reprisal for their long-time favorite tactic of throwing blood or paint on people.
Nothing could sum up Americans’ loathing for the rabble of PETA better than pissing on them.
Sure, piss-bombing these disgusting filth won’t be as damaging to personal property as using blood and/or paint. It is, however, much more poetic and much apropos if applied to celebrity PETA whores who are little, if anything, more than walking receptacles for fluids.
Tags: Celebrities | Fetishes | Fetishism | Misogyny | Perverts | PETA | Portman | Sexual Abuse | Society | Women
Well, that’s not something you see every day, or even every holiday season – the rare Christmas Frog. 😆
Rana Tannenbaumensis – The Christmas Frog
The Christmas Frog (Rana tannenbaumensis) is rare these days due to religious and ideological destruction but can still be found in North America and Western Europe and was once part of Christmas celebrations.
O Christmas Frog, O Christmas Frog,
Your bellies glow delight us!
They’re warm when summer days are bright,
They’re warm when winter snow is white.
O Christmas Frog, O Christmas Frog,
Your bellies glow delight us!
OK, OK – It’s a tree frog that has swallowed a Christmas light, mistaking it for a firefly. 😛
Of course, if this pic goes viral, how long do you think it’ll be before PETA winds themselves up and starts protesting outdoor Christmas lights because of the potential for frog’s swallowing them? They’ll probably start a “Swamp Puppies” pseudo-education campaign reminiscent of their Sea Kittens propaganda.
So to preemptively strike and forestall any attempt by PETA to move in that direction, I present you with a sampling of the Swap Puppy:
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NOTE: For those who might be interested, the frog in the image is a Cuban Tree Frog (Osteopilus septentrionalis) and the photo was taken in August, 2009 by James Snyder in his backyard in southern Florida.
After the photo Mr. Snyder pulled the light out of the frog’s mouth and he was fine, having suffered no ill effects from ingesting the light-bulb.
Tags: Animals | Babes | Christmas | Frogs | Holidays | Humor | Nature | PETA | Society | The Environment | Wetlands
