Government Response

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on May 25th, 2015

We should all remember that America is a nation of both laws and government agencies who are the sole holders of the mandates to affect the enforcement of those laws and to provide the services and protections deriving from them. It’s really not our place to do other than report what we observe. 😉

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I’m starting to think I wasted two stamps.

— Sam Elliot

Please also remember that you cannot be compelled to render any form of aid or assistance to anyone. Nor can you be compelled to report a crime that you witness.

Feel free to let the various and sundry agencies of the government respond to such things.

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Black Tea!

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Society on May 24th, 2015

A fine, thick negress enjoying a hot cuppa
Mmmmm….Black Tea

I’m really more of a coffee drinker but now and then I could really go for a hot cup of black tea. It’s even better if you put some cream in it. 😉

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Climate Qualifications

Posted in Announcements on May 23rd, 2015

The majority of the thinking world believes that Obama is far from qualified to speak upon Climate Change, not that such the Warmists would ever let a lack of qualifications stop them from applauding anyone who agreed with their doomsday cult’s dogma.

Obama's a Weather Man
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The thing is though that the boy is, in fact, eminently qualified to to speak upon Climate Change, what with Bill Ayers having spent years training Obama in the ways of the Weather Underground. 😆

Besides, who’s better qualified to speak of Global Warming than a world “renowned” Mendacitologist such as Obama?

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