Reflections From a Murky Pond

OK, Ladies; it’s Saturday morning and You’re waking up after having picked up some guy at the bar last night, taking him home, and getting your ashes hauled – well-hauled one hopes, but let’s be realistic. In what is a more and more common scenario these days, you got your itch scratched but now you want the guy to go away…quickly and quietly.

But times have changed and traditional gender-roles and gender-based behaviors have gotten murky. Just as you ladies are more sexually aggressive and promiscuous, many guys are clingy and vulnerable. This might just present you with a problem that you ladies didn’t used to have to deal with – getting your one-night stand to leave.

To that end, remember that what hasn’t changed is that guys don’t like surprises. Hence, this little trick will probably work.

Of course, you could have just given him cab fare home last night when you were done with him…

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One thing you have to give Obama – he’s not one to let little things or people’s opinions interfere with his self-image.

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A lot of people will want you to believe that, when it comes to maintaining the family home and home life, things are very, very different from how they were in the 1950s. This is, by and large, a falsehood. The basic rules of “housewifery” have not changed in the least.

True, the intervening decades and shifts in what is and isn’t tolerable behavior have changed the methodologies by which a housewife can achieve her goals…

Ok, Gentlemen; I know that, while a lot of you are laughing right, in the back your minds you’re saying, “Oh Hell no! There’s no way that my wife will ever being doing that!” I think that perhaps – just perhaps – you need to take a breath and really think about this again.

• Firstly, all those chores that she does to make your house a home you want to come to at the end of the day got done.
• Secondly, rather than spending money on getting the chores done, the Domme wife made money getting them done. As the average rate she would make is between $100 – $150 / hr, this is a significant boost to your family’s income.
• Thirdly, rather than risking feeling lessened or subservient for being the housewife, this allows her to actually feel confident and empowered through being one.

And don’t worry about, in this day of dual-income households, of being asked what your wife does for a living. You can just smile and say that she’s a “personal trainer.”

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