Introducing The Doomba

Introducing The Doomba
Introducing The Doomba

The idea of combining an anti-tank mine with a robot vacuum is hilarious. It’s also a bit terrifying. And… it’s probably either already out there in our military’s arsenal or in development. After all, iRobot, the makers of the Roomba, pretty much got their start designing and producing robots for the US military.

Think about it. Either RC or, given that shape recognition software is quite mature technology, autonomous Doombas that can be set in place to await enemy vehicles could easily be done – assuming they haven’t already quietly been so. And then there’s the obvious antipersonnel variant that would mount a flip-up M18A1 Claymore mine or a set of 6 Miniature Grenade Launchers (MGL) such are used with the M7 Spider networked anti-personnel munitions system.

I can hear it now, “Alexa, I’d like to destroy that ZTZ-99A now.”

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Explaining Biden's War Stance

Explaining Biden's War Stance - Missile Command
Explaining Biden’s War Stance – Missile Command

At first, second, or even third glance, Biden’s eagerness to engage in what seems all to likely to end up as nuclear war between Russia and the US makes little to no sense. But, I think we should all look a bit deeper into the muddled and rotting psyche of the deranged octogenarian the Dems “worked” so hard to install as POTUS.

Creepy Uncle Joe is a gamer of sorts, and he’s old enough to have played and possibly been good at Atari’s Missile Command. Thus, given the damaged and erratic state of his brain, he might think that nuclear war would play out this way. Oh Hell! Biden’s so lost in the morass of his senility – and he was never that bright in the first place – he might even believe in President Reagan’s stunning and stunningly effect lie, the “Star Wars Program” and conflate it with Missile Command.

Sadly, this isn’t just sarcastically funny. It’s also disturbing plausible. Still though, that’s better than the alternative, that Biden is a dementia-ridden old man close to Judgement and Sentencing who doesn’t want the world to outlive him.

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If You Gaze Into The Cleavage

If You Gaze Into The Cleavage, The Cleavage Gazes Also Into You
If You Gaze Into The Cleavage,
The Cleavage Gazes Also Into You

Gentlemen – and not a few of you Ladies – to provide you with advice by paraphrasing Nietzsche, “If you gaze into the cleavage, the cleavage gazes also into you.” Oh yes; you can lose your soul this way… And, this days in America, a fair amount of money with little value in return. 😉

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The Curse Of Jazz

The Curse Of Jazz
The Curse Of Jazz

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Found The The Rebel Bass

Found The The Rebel Bass
I Found The The Rebel Bass

Notify Imperial Command. Our scout troopers have finally found the rebel bass.

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