Shoveling Shit On The 20th

6 Days Until We Remove The Ball Of Shit From The White HouseShoveling Shit On The 20th

My fellow Americans, the true-born and rightly raised citizens in more than name of our fine if beleaguered land, it’s now a mere six days till Obama is removed from White House – 6 days until incoming President Donald Trump will truly start shoveling the shit out of his new abode and our nation.

This shall be the ending of an error and, if we’re both blessed and willing to put the work in, the beginning of a new, greater era.

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An Ass In The Desert

An Ass In The Desert
An Ass In The Desert

Yep! Right now, that is the state of the “movers and shakers” on the left. They’re wandering in a desert wasteland of the broken hopes and dreams, wondering why they couldn’t convince the heartland of America to vote for Hillary or, at least, not vote for Donald Trump.

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Save The Snowflakes

The sudden sea change in American politics has gutted the emotions and mental state of the Millennials. Donald Trump’s becoming the next President of the United States has wrought incalculable harm to these younger Liberals’ and Progressives’ psyches. It’s a catastrophe of national scale that has crippled colleges, coffee shops, vintage clothing stores, and organic markets.

It’s Christmas! Show some charity, empathy, and compassion! Help us Save The Snowflakes!

Please Save The Snowflakes

These special, little snowflakes are being cared for by the various colleges and universities and provided with cry-ins, hot chocolate, bubbles, kittens, puppies and ponies, crayons, and Play-Doh among other needed comforts. This has resulted in a financial burden that neither the colleges nor the states can afford. They desperately need our help.

The Tears Of Liberals are the sweetest rain, refreshing the land that is America
Please Save The Snowflakes

That’s right! For the price of a pumpkin spice latte per week, you can help these special snowflakes find solace in their safe spaces, far away from microaggressions and campus triggers like conservative ideas, facts, logic, or any opposing views.

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