Archive for November, 2014

Anaconda Dreams

Posted in Music, Society on November 30th, 2014

Back on the morning of September 3rd, 2014 I posted about Nicki Minaj’s single, “Anaconda” off her album, The Pinkprint. What cThe song’s refrain, the refrain, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun,” resonates strongly with me.

These Huns Got Buns

So here’s nine more anaconda dreams and nine more bootylicious babes with the sort of buns that so many men – and their “trouser snakes” would greatly want.

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Phat Puffs Issue 13 - 2018
Hard Ass in Love (Hard, Fast, and Forever Book 2)
Who Was Babe Ruth?
Green Anacondas (All about Snakes)
The Mysterious Benedict Society: Mr. Benedict's Book of Perplexing Puzzles, Elusive Enigmas, and Curious Conundrums

Break The Franchise

Posted in Humor, Movies on November 30th, 2014

That's not an ass. It's a space station
Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

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Babe Ruth and the Creation of the Celebrity Athlete
Yesterday's Thief: An Eric Beckman Paranormal Sci-Fi Thriller (Eric Beckman Series Book 1)
Sister Sable (The Mad Queen Book 1)
The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Vol. 1: 1929-1964
Dark Enemy Captive (The Children Of The Gods Paranormal Romance Series Book 5)

Honoring Michael Brown

Posted in Humor, Society on November 29th, 2014

Sagging, buck Nigger, ghetto thugs...for Michael Brown
Pants At Half-Mast For Big Mike

ROFLMAO – Nothing says “we remember Michael” more or better than wearing your pants sagging around your thighs or knees. Yep! Let’s remember Michael Brown for what the buck was, a ghetto thug doomed to either die young or live his life in and out of the prison system where he could be contained and warehoused in order to give society a respite from his behavior.

But hey, at least this explains why that one “thug azz nigga” didn’t steal a belt while he was busy looting Ferguson. 😆

Related Reading:

A Ghetto Love Story
Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears: A Coloring Book for Adults - Revised Edition
Alex Ferguson: My Biography
The Lost Masters: World War II and the Looting of Europe's Treasurehouses
The Ozarks in Missouri History: Discoveries in an American Region