Archive for November, 2014

Anaconda Dreams

Posted in Music, Society on November 30th, 2014

Back on the morning of September 3rd, 2014 I posted about Nicki Minaj’s single, “Anaconda” off her album, The Pinkprint. What cThe song’s refrain, the refrain, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun,” resonates strongly with me.

These Huns Got Buns

So here’s nine more anaconda dreams and nine more bootylicious babes with the sort of buns that so many men – and their “trouser snakes” would greatly want.

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The Creative Curve: How to Develop the Right Idea, at the Right Time
It Started with a Contract (Curvy Women Wanted Book 2)
Not a Good Day to Die: The Untold Story of Operation Anaconda
Anaconda: A Sexy Romantic Comedy (Irresistible Bachelors Book 1)
Dawn of Rachel's Ass (The Rachel's Ass Series Book 3)

Break The Franchise

Posted in Humor, Movies on November 30th, 2014

That's not an ass. It's a space station
Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

Related Reading:

The Variant Saga: A Dystopian Sci-fi Epic
Healing Through Humor: Fabulous Jokes From the Happy Hunters
The Stars at War (Starfire combo volumes Book 1)
Fifty Shades Trilogy: The Movie Tie-In Editions with Bonus Poster: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed
The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information: The Most Fascinating Facts That Don’t Really Matter

Honoring Michael Brown

Posted in Humor, Society on November 29th, 2014

Sagging, buck Nigger, ghetto thugs...for Michael Brown
Pants At Half-Mast For Big Mike

ROFLMAO – Nothing says “we remember Michael” more or better than wearing your pants sagging around your thighs or knees. Yep! Let’s remember Michael Brown for what the buck was, a ghetto thug doomed to either die young or live his life in and out of the prison system where he could be contained and warehoused in order to give society a respite from his behavior.

But hey, at least this explains why that one “thug azz nigga” didn’t steal a belt while he was busy looting Ferguson. 😆

Related Reading:

Alchemy of the Heart
Weird Missouri: Your Travel Guide to Missouri's Local Legends and Best Kept Secrets
Sarcasm: because beating the shit out of people is ilegal: Lined Notebook/Journal (6X9 Large) (120 Pages)
Thugs and The Women Who Love Them (Thug Series Book 1)
Cadence: A British Rock Star Romance (Ruby Riot Book 1)