Archive for November, 2014

Anaconda Dreams

Posted in Music, Society on November 30th, 2014

Back on the morning of September 3rd, 2014 I posted about Nicki Minaj’s single, “Anaconda” off her album, The Pinkprint. What cThe song’s refrain, the refrain, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun,” resonates strongly with me.

These Huns Got Buns

So here’s nine more anaconda dreams and nine more bootylicious babes with the sort of buns that so many men – and their “trouser snakes” would greatly want.

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Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass
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Curves: Permanent Results Without Permanent Dieting
Babe & Me: A Baseball Card Adventure

Break The Franchise

Posted in Humor, Movies on November 30th, 2014

That's not an ass. It's a space station
Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

Related Reading:

The Man of Legends
Connect Access Card for The Art of Public Speaking
Shipstar: A Science Fiction Novel
Sci-Fi Junior High: Crash Landing
The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary: How Greg Heffley Went Hollywood, Revised and Expanded Edition (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Honoring Michael Brown

Posted in Humor, Society on November 29th, 2014

Sagging, buck Nigger, ghetto thugs...for Michael Brown
Pants At Half-Mast For Big Mike

ROFLMAO – Nothing says “we remember Michael” more or better than wearing your pants sagging around your thighs or knees. Yep! Let’s remember Michael Brown for what the buck was, a ghetto thug doomed to either die young or live his life in and out of the prison system where he could be contained and warehoused in order to give society a respite from his behavior.

But hey, at least this explains why that one “thug azz nigga” didn’t steal a belt while he was busy looting Ferguson. 😆

Related Reading:

Midnight Riot (Rivers of London)
Profit Without Honor: White Collar Crime and the Looting of America (5th Edition)
White Rose, Black Forest
Policing Ferguson, Policing America: What Really Happened―and What the Country Can Learn from It
Can You Be Gay and Christian?: Responding With Love and Truth to Questions About Homosexuality