Reflections From a Murky Pond

Back on the morning of September 3rd, 2014 I posted about Nicki Minaj’s single, “Anaconda” off her album, The Pinkprint. What cThe song’s refrain, the refrain, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun,” resonates strongly with me.

So here’s nine more anaconda dreams and nine more bootylicious babes with the sort of buns that so many men – and their “trouser snakes” would greatly want.

Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

— Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

Pants At Half-Mast For Big Mike

ROFLMAO – Nothing says “we remember Michael” more or better than wearing your pants sagging around your thighs or knees. Yep! Let’s remember Michael Brown for what the buck was, a ghetto thug doomed to either die young or live his life in and out of the prison system where he could be contained and warehoused in order to give society a respite from his behavior.

But hey, at least this explains why that one “thug azz nigga” didn’t steal a belt while he was busy looting Ferguson. 😆

Why Don’t You Steal A Fucking Belt?

Sometimes you see something that so epitomizes what’s wrong with something that it just begs the question of why and how anyone can be so fucking stupid and worthless. This is one of those things.

And no! This isn’t filed under Humor because there’s nothing funny about either these worthless ghetto thugs or the horrific fact the Americans still allow them to walk free.

Harōkiti

And yes, Harōkiti (ハローキティ) is the original Japanese for “Hello Kitty.” Personally, I prefer this version over the actual one. 😆