Archive for the 'NYC Dining' Category

Yeah, We Can Bake

Posted in NYC Dining, Society on March 19th, 2016

People think of a lot of things when you mention Brooklyn. Baking, however, isn’t one of them. Sadly, we’re just not known for our bakeries.

Yeah, We Can Bake In Brooklyn

That’s a little sad and more than a stupid because here in Brooklyn, especially right here in Bed-Stuy, we can damn well bake some cake. 😛

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Got Your Tree Yet?

Posted in Humor, NYC Dining, Religion, Society on December 6th, 2015

It’s close enough now that you should be considering picking out your Christmas tree for this year’s holiday season.

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Picking Out The Xmas Tree
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Perhaps you should ask your woman to go pick one out. There’s the chance that she could get a better deal on one than you could. 😉

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The Right Tools

Posted in NYC Dining, Religion, Society on June 1st, 2014

While it’s true that a poor craftsman blames his tools, it’s also true that a good craftsman makes sure that he has the right tools for the job at hand.
 
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DeWalt’s AR-16D
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DeWalt’s AR-16D can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire away… With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else.

And, of course, this is a power tool, not a firearm. Hence, the gun-grabbers can’t touch it…though it could touch them, and 16D nails laugh at kevlar. 😆

Now that’s the right tool for the job!

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