Archive for October, 2014

Scary Halloween Costumes

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 31st, 2014

Now that's a horrific idea for a costume
Halloween Costumes – From Spooky to Horrifying

Yeah, in America at least, neither spooky movie monsters nor creepy psycho killers can hold a candle – not even a Hand of Glory – to your tax bill since Obama and his Liberals and Progressives have usurped control of our nation’s federal government.

Related Reading:

In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories (I Can Read! Reading 2)
Star Wars Costumes
The Spooky Wheels on the Bus
The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information: The Most Fascinating Facts That Don’t Really Matter
Costume Close-Up: Clothing Construction and Pattern, 1750-1790

Happy Halloween

Posted in Humor on October 31st, 2014

Halloween is meant for horror after all
Have a Happy & Scary Halloween

Here’s hoping that your Halloween is as scary as you want it to be, or just a bit scarier than that. 😆

Related Reading:

A Very Scary Jack-O'-Lantern (Glows in the Dark)
Laugh Tactics: Master Conversational Humor and Be Funny On Command - Think Quick
The Ugly American
Hairy, Scary, Ordinary: What Is an Adjective? (Words Are Categorical)
From Seed to Pumpkin (Let's-Read-and-Find-Out Science 1)

America, Please Flush

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 30th, 2014

Even in these degenerate times Americans talk a good game about cleanliness and basic politeness and courtesy to those that will come after us. Sadly, Americans seem to talk more than do when it comes to these basic social skills.

America, it's past time to flush the feculent waste products that are the Obama's down the drain
America, Please Flush

My fellow American Ladies and Gentlemen, it time to flush the Obamas down the drain and into the sewers of history where they belong. They’ve been stinking up the nation for too long as it is and we, the People really need to flush them, rather than leaving their feculent effluvia for our children and children’s children to deal with.

Obama’s policies are on the upcoming ballot as are the various Democrat politicians who’ve pandered to the Obamas and who’ve shielded him from reprisals by the People. Remove those sycophants and fellow travelers and we can remove Obama’s policies and the Obamas themselves.

It’s time to flush the slurry of shit and piss known as the Obamas, America!

Related Reading:

Impeachment: A Citizen’s Guide
Toilets (Rookie Read-About Science: How Things Work)
A Spotter's Guide to Toilets (Lonely Planet)
Waste (Object Lessons)
The Perfect Cookie: Your Ultimate Guide to Foolproof Cookies, Brownies & Bars