Archive for October, 2014

Scary Halloween Costumes

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 31st, 2014

Now that's a horrific idea for a costume
Halloween Costumes – From Spooky to Horrifying

Yeah, in America at least, neither spooky movie monsters nor creepy psycho killers can hold a candle – not even a Hand of Glory – to your tax bill since Obama and his Liberals and Progressives have usurped control of our nation’s federal government.

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Happy Halloween

Posted in Humor on October 31st, 2014

Halloween is meant for horror after all
Have a Happy & Scary Halloween

Here’s hoping that your Halloween is as scary as you want it to be, or just a bit scarier than that. 😆

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America, Please Flush

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 30th, 2014

Even in these degenerate times Americans talk a good game about cleanliness and basic politeness and courtesy to those that will come after us. Sadly, Americans seem to talk more than do when it comes to these basic social skills.

America, it's past time to flush the feculent waste products that are the Obama's down the drain
America, Please Flush

My fellow American Ladies and Gentlemen, it time to flush the Obamas down the drain and into the sewers of history where they belong. They’ve been stinking up the nation for too long as it is and we, the People really need to flush them, rather than leaving their feculent effluvia for our children and children’s children to deal with.

Obama’s policies are on the upcoming ballot as are the various Democrat politicians who’ve pandered to the Obamas and who’ve shielded him from reprisals by the People. Remove those sycophants and fellow travelers and we can remove Obama’s policies and the Obamas themselves.

It’s time to flush the slurry of shit and piss known as the Obamas, America!

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