Archive for October, 2014

The Dead Shall Rise

Posted in 2014 Election, Humor, Politics on October 29th, 2014

The dead shall rise and vote for the Dems
Always A Trusted Democrat Constituency

The 2014 Midterm Elections are upon and Americans be be sadly assured that the dead shall rise…and vote for Democrats. It’s up to the American people to stave off the apocalypse by offsetting the Democrats’ “Dead Vote” by either voting in such numbers as to overwhelm it and the plethora of other forms of voter fraud that our domestic enemies will engage in or by culling the herd of presumptive Democrat voters.

Related Reading:

Voter Fraud (At Issue)
Politics (Dover Thrift Editions)
Stealing Elections: How Voter Fraud Threatens Our Democracy
Healing Through Humor: Fabulous Jokes From the Happy Hunters
Stealing Elections: How Voter Fraud Threatens Our Democracy

Ghetto Stick Family

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 28th, 2014

“Stick Family” stickers are as varied and as annoying as the plethora of “My child is a…” bumper stickers which celebrate mediocrity by pandering to the less-than-special people’s need to be accorded some measure of being special. And, again similarly to the “My child is a…” bumper stickers, the parodies of the “Stick Family” meme are normally better than the meme itself.

Ghetto Stick Family
Ghetto Stick Family

This “Stick Family” sticker set is the perfect example of such a parody of the “family” of a core Democrat constituent. The only “issue” is that the sticker is, statistically speaking, the wrong color.

Of course, this sticker was doomed to be declared offensive a racist by those whose agenda requires such claims. If it was more accurate by using “Brown” figures, it’d be racist. Yet, it’s use of white stick figures to represent the ghetto baby mama with her horde of bastards and multiple imprisoned baby daddies “Stick Family” is equally racist due to Cultural Appropriation. 😛

Related Reading:

What You Should Know About Politics . . . But Don't: A Nonpartisan Guide to the Issues That Matter
Racism: A Very Short Introduction
Little Leaders: Bold Women in Black History
Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

It’s Unintentional

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 27th, 2014

Both a large, objective number and a large percentage of Americans believe that Obama’s foreign policy, especially as it pertains to the Muslim World, is deliberately designed to benefit them and be a detriment to America. I believe this is wrong thinking. I think, when it comes to string of foreign policy disasters that Obama has brought about, it’s unintentional.

Destroying the world one stupid fuck-up at a time
It’s Completely Unintentional

Obama’s foreign policy, such as it is, has no real goals. The boy’s best described as the Narcissist-in-Chief and his policies, both foreign and domestic, don’t have goals beyond an attempt to secure his legacy as being something other than yet another token Black given the hand-out of prominence w/o regard to ability.

Related Reading:

The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion
Iraq: A Political History
Abducted in Iraq: A Priest in Baghdad
Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History
How We Won and Lost the War in Afghanistan: Two Years in the Pashtun Homeland