Archive for August, 2010

Tiger Woods’ Divorce

Posted in Humor, Society on August 28th, 2010

Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel - This was surprising?As far too many people know and, for reasons that defy logic, seem to care, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have divorced after the world found out that Tiger had cheated on her with a laundry list of men and women.

Apparently Elin Nordegren had a problem with being married to a serial pervert.

Of course, one of society’s biggest “concerns” was what the divorce settlement would be. So far there are no firm details about how much Tiger is actually going to end up paying for the skanks, whores, and “male escorts” he frequented for years, but some rumors are available.

From the Onion Sports Network:

Former super-couple Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are making it official with one of the highest-profile divorces in sports. Here’s how it will work:

  • Couple will evenly split 8-foot-tall pile of money in the spare bedroom
  • Joint custody of the caddy
  • Woods required to hire cleaning company to remove skank juice from living room carpeting
  • Elin is entitled to half of Tiger’s collection of strap-ons, double dildos, leather handcuffs, feather ticklers, nipple clamps, vibrating cock rings, pleasure wands, Fleshlights, anal plugs, cock slings, and Rim Raiders
  • Tiger Woods will keep all of the $178 million in cash he stashed in an offshore account in anticipation of just this sort of thing
  • Couple will have shared custody of the children, with Woods seeing them every other decade
  • Tiger gets the couple’s Ford Festiva
  • Elin is now the face of Gillette Mach 3 razors

I really don’t have any sympathy for Elin Nordegren though; she had to know that this sort of behavior by Tiger was unavoidable. The brutha golfed! A Hole in One was bound to turn into “a hole in dat one, and dat one, and dat one … Damn! I gots to get me into all of ’em holes.” 😛

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Understanding Men: Know What He's Really Thinking, Show Him You're The One,  Why Men Pull Away, Why He's Afraid To Commit &  How To Read Him Like A Book (Relationship and Dating Advice for Women 1)
Caught & Chastised: A Pervert Punished (Cruel Summer Book 1)
A Life Well Played: My Stories

This Is How I Feel

Posted in 2010 Election, Humor on August 27th, 2010

This is how I feel about the state of the government most times these days. It’s funny and depressing at the same time.

demotivational posters - ARE WE THERE YET?
Are We There Yet? Is It November Yet?

Can we just get to the 2010 Congressional Midterm Elections, kick these jackasses out of office, and maybe, just maybe, get on with the business of restoring some measure or vestige of sanity to America?

Related Reading:

Congress: The Electoral Connection, Second Edition
The First Congress: How James Madison, George Washington, and a Group of Extraordinary Men Invented the Government
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) Teacher's Edition: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
The 48 Laws of Power
The Complete America's Test Kitchen TV Show Cookbook 2001-2017: Every Recipe from the Hit TV Show with Product Ratings and a Look Behind the Scenes

Classically Hot

Posted in Music, Society on August 27th, 2010

What do you get when you combine beautiful, talented women from Australia, England, and Wales? In this case you get the hottest string quartet to hit the charts in history, bond.


Classically Hot – Bond’s Fuego

The string quartet, specializing in classical cross-over music, currently consists of Tania Davis from Australia, Eos Chater from Wales, and Elspeth Hanson and Gay-Yee Westerhoff from England. Above is the video for their new single, Fuego from their album, Shine.

Enjoy! I know I did. 😀

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The Society, Book 1
ASSASSINS
Society: The Basics (14th Edition)
Lonely Planet Wales (Travel Guide)