Archive for July, 2014

Muslim Accomplishments

Posted in Politics on July 31st, 2014

Muslim Obama
Word! Allahu Akba, Bitches!

A few days ago Barack and Moochelle celebrated Eid-al-Fitr. Of course, Obama took this as an opportunity to make a statement on the value of Islam to America.

In the United States, Eid also reminds us of the many achievements and contributions of Muslim Americans to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.

Americans are, perforce, left wondering just what the boy meant by “achievements and contributions.” Not much comes to mind for most of us. At least not much that is positive or that has strengthened the core of America’s democracy.

On the other hand, Muslim have had a great many achievements and contributions in darkening the fabric of our nation and to weakening the core of America’s democracy.

Related Reading:

American Like Me: Reflections on Life Between Cultures
Terrorism and Homeland Security
Understanding Terrorism: Challenges, Perspectives, and Issues
Islam and the Future of Tolerance: A Dialogue
The Politics Book: Big Ideas Simply Explained

The Morning After

Posted in Humor, Society on July 27th, 2014

OK, Ladies; it’s Saturday morning and You’re waking up after having picked up some guy at the bar last night, taking him home, and getting your ashes hauled – well-hauled one hopes, but let’s be realistic. In what is a more and more common scenario these days, you got your itch scratched but now you want the guy to go away…quickly and quietly.

How To Get Rid Of Your One Night Stand

But times have changed and traditional gender-roles and gender-based behaviors have gotten murky. Just as you ladies are more sexually aggressive and promiscuous, many guys are clingy and vulnerable. This might just present you with a problem that you ladies didn’t used to have to deal with – getting your one-night stand to leave.

To that end, remember that what hasn’t changed is that guys don’t like surprises. Hence, this little trick will probably work. 😆

Of course, you could have just given him cab fare home last night when you were done with him…

Related Reading:

Sex Positions: 101 Sex Positions to Make You Scream: (Sex God, Sex Book, Guide, Kamasutra, Tantra)
Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships
The Birth of a Tranny PornStar Omnibus Edition: All twelve parts of the series
Healing the Soul of a Woman: How to Overcome Your Emotional Wounds
The Dating Playbook For Men: A Proven 7 Step System To Go From Single To The Woman Of Your Dreams

If It Were Us…

Posted in Politics on July 25th, 2014

If America was Israel
If The US Were In Israel’s Position

I think we could all be assured that, if some group were launching rockets daily at various American cities and towns, Obama would set aside his fund-raisers, vacations – maybe even his golf games – and come out of his semi-retirement to deal with the crisis in a manner that we come to expect of him based upon his performance and leadership to-date.

As Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s former chief of staff, counseled, “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.” So Obama’s first order of business would be finding some way to blame Americans, especially the Republican party, for the terrorist attacks. After that, Obama’s would response would be carefully constructed and tailored to meet the threat based upon just who the terrorists were and where the missiles were falling.

Obviously, if the ones launching the missiles were Blacks, Hispanics, or Muslims the Obama-driven response would have to be soothing rhetoric, attempts at rapprochement, and calls for restraint in response to the sad actions of these oppressed groups who’ve been pushed over the edge by the institutional racism and/or religious intolerance of America.

Equally obviously, if the ones launching the missiles were Whites, Christians, or – gasp! – the TEA Party, it’d be a safe bet that Obama would declare martial law and send the military in to destroy these horrible, vicious terrorists.

Related Reading:

Cool Salsa: Bilingual Poems on Growing Up Latino in the United States (Spanish Edition)
Bravo!: Poems About Amazing Hispanics
The Imperial Tea Party: Family, politics and betrayal: the ill-fated British and Russian royal alliance
America: A Narrative History (Tenth Edition) (Vol. 1)
Miss Spider's Tea Party: 25th Anniversary Edition