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Time To Enjoy Beer, Pretzels, and Boobs
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We’re winding up this year’s Octoberfest. It’s time to enjoy some beer, pretzels, and boobs while you still can.
How I Learned To Love The Virus… And Canoe Beer
And that is how I learned to love the virus – one which will be with us forever – and “canoe beer.” See? If you tilt your head and squint, you make something good out of almost anything.
OK, as all of Mankind knows, there is no value to be found in the Muslims’ attempt at law, Shari’a. Let’s make it quite clear though as to why that is.
Why Shari’a Is So Wrong
Bacon, beer, babes – the American trifecta of pleasure and greatness. 😛
As for any Muslims that may be offended by bacon, beer, and/or scantily-clad babes, let them keep silent about their feelings of being offended or be slaughtered like the vermin that they and their breed are.
The Dawn Of Truth – Coffee Then Beer
The Truth comes with the dawn, which is why mornings are so bloody difficult to deal with. But I give thanks and praise unto the Gods that they granted us coffee. Many days it’s the only thing that keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink beer.
In America the federal government demands that warning labels be put on all beers. These labels warn of the potential hazards that drinking too much beer can cause and were forced upon breweries by the The Alcoholic Beverage Labeling Act (ABLA)
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANCY BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS. (2) CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IMPAIRS YOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY, AND MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS.
The required warning makes it very clear to everyone exactly what the US government is concerned about.
Before & After – Gentlemen Beware
The Rinkuškiai Brewery in the Biržai region of Lithuania, while not required by their government to put such warning labels on the beers, chose to provide very practical warnings anyway on bottles of their Beers.
I don’t know about you, but I think that RinkuÅ¡kiai’s warning looks to carry a lot more weight with drinkers than what the US government requires. 😉
Gentlemen, drink responsibly or you may face some ugly consequences.
