Archive for December, 2011

Some Dating Advice

Posted in Humor, Society on December 31st, 2011

Men, especially those in the 21 – 35 age range – aren’t too bright as a rule when it comes to dating. They really don’t approach dating and sex rationally and don’t look at the big picture.

Some dating advice from an older and, if not wiser, at least more scarred man seems to be in order.

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Yes, gentlemen, take my advice on these matters and choose wisely. Be forewarned though; if you’re too fond of that game console, things may get a little odd. :lol:

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Punctuating Pleasure

Posted in Humor, Society on December 31st, 2011

We’re coming into 2012 and it to be a busy, stressful, and wildly hectic year. Try to remember to take a little time out to pause and enjoy yourself – and your partner(s). ;-)

Punctuating Pleasure - Comma Sutra
Punctuating Pleasure – The Comma Sutra

Sex – it’s the pause that refreshes…Have a happy new year.

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Punctuation A Primer of Information about the Marks of Punctuation and their Use Both Grammatically and Typographically

Of Reid, Jobs & Unicorns

Posted in Politics on December 29th, 2011

Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) - Socialist, Racist, TraitorI’m well aware that the head of America’s domestic enemies in the Senate, Harry Reid is not fond of the truth. I’m equally well aware of the more pleasant fact that he has little more skill in lying than he does in most other things.

Still, upon occasion, his stupidity – though not his mendacity – is shocking. Such is the case in his recent comparison of job creators with unicorns.

It beggars the mind to expect Americans to take Reid seriously – except as a clear and present danger to America – when he jabbers such inanities that are so easy to refute and debunk.

Millionaire job creators are like unicorns. They’re impossible to find, and they don’t exist.

Only a tiny fraction of people making more than a million dollars, probably less than 1%, are small business owners. And only a tiny fraction of that tiny fraction are traditional job creators.

Most of these businesses are hedge fund managers or wealthy lawyers. They don’t do much hiring and they don’t need tax breaks.

The pathetic Leftists of NPR, ever eager collaborators with any and all of America’s enemies, was quick to attempt to support Reid’s stupidity.

We wanted to talk to business owners who would be affected. So, NPR requested help from numerous Republican congressional offices, including House and Senate leadership. They were unable to produce a single millionaire job creator for us to interview.

So we went to the business groups that have been lobbying against the surtax. Again, three days after putting in a request, none of them was able to find someone for us to talk to.

Of course Americans can expect nothing else from NPR; they’re devoted to being a 5th Column and to the destruction of America.

Really! Creatures like those controlling NPR were some of the few valid reasons for the original provisions in Section 1021 & 1022 of NDAA 2012.

It’s not surprising at all that NPR couldn’t find an American who talk to them, especially an American who is part of the demographic currently targeted for harm by the Liberals. Americans, after all, do not make a habit of speaking with the enemy. And it’s equally unsurprising that NPR would spin such a refusal to speak to them into “supporting evidence” for Reid’s spurious an specious attack.

Golden UnicornIt did not, however, take long for Americans to refute and debunk Reid and NPR. All it took was for a contributor to Forbes, Paul Roderick Gregory, to make a few simple inquiries with the IRS and then to put thing together.

What Professor Gregory discovered is that are, in fact, unicorns prancing around – or, at least, millionaire job creators. ;-)

This is simply because it’s delusional to believe that the 236,765 millionaire or above taxpayers, who earn an aggregate taxable income of $623 billion per annum are overwhelmingly hedge fund managers or wealthy lawyers and that they provide few, if any, jobs for their fellow Americans.

 I do not know what Harry means when he says “a tiny fraction of a tiny fraction.” If we let 5 percent represent Harry’s “tiny fraction,” we are left with 118 businesses owners who earn a million or more and create jobs. Yes, they are only slightly less rare than unicorns, if Harry is to be believed.

Is it even in the same timezone as logical to believe that only 118 out 236,765 millionaires create jobs? Even doubling it to 10% – tiny is, after all, relative – would only give us 236.

You’d really think that the Senator from Nevada would know not to draw to an inside straight or, at least, how to bluff. Then again, he probably trusts the lamestream media, like NPR, to either actively support his lies or stay quiet about them.

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The Causes of Structural Unemployment: Four Factors that Keep People from the Jobs they Deserve (Work & Society)