Archive for December, 2011

Self-Defense For Women

Posted in Humor, Society on December 29th, 2011

It’s a well-known and accepted fact that, at some point in one’s life, they’re going to be in harm’s way. It’s also similarly axiomatic that the police won’t be there to protect them – it’s not really they’re job to do so after all. Therefor self-defense is a skill that everyone needs to learn.

This can, does, and will cause problems for women. Size, strength, cultural indoctrination, and the law’s unconstitutional undermining of basic 2nd Amendment rights force women into a vulnerable position when it comes to protecting themselves from an attacker.

The solution is for women to think outside the box when in comes to self-defense.

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Practical Self-Defense For Women
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As is illustrated, it is easy for any women to drive off a larger and stronger male aggressor. All the women has to do is force the man to either make a “high commitment” move or disengage. The man will almost always choose disengagement. 😆

Related Reading:

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information
In the Company of Women: Inspiration and Advice from over 100 Makers, Artists, and Entrepreneurs
The Mysterious Benedict Society
Mindhunter: Inside the FBI's Elite Serial Crime Unit
Women Who Run with the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

Big Shoes, Small Man

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on December 28th, 2011

One of Obama’s biggest problems is that he’s too small to fill the shoes of his own 2008 campaign “promises.” Big shoes, small man – it’s a problem for him as he struggles to keep his job.

The Obama Promise vs. The Obama Presidency
The Obama Promise vs. The Obama Presidency

The funniest part is that Obama didn’t make a lot of real campaign promises in the 2008 election. Instead, he made a lot vague but well worded not-quite-promises about a plethora of Liberal and Leftist issues and then smiled as the sheep wrote their own dreams unto the tabula rasa he presented to them.

So it wasn’t really his promises that Obama is to small of a man to keep. It’s that Obama is too small, too weak, and to venal for his presidency to live up to the “Promise” that the he allowed the Left and their minority tenants to create for him.

Related Reading:

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry
The World as It Is: A Memoir of the Obama White House
Becoming
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
The Three Languages of Politics: Talking Across the Political Divides

Man’s Best Friend

Posted in Humor on December 24th, 2011

Aptly called man’s best friend, the dog has been an invaluable helpmate to Man for thousands of years. Whether they are hunting dogs, working dogs, or companion animals, they’ve been a boon to us.

Dog Spotter - Man's Best Friend
Range Me. Good Dog, Very Good Dog 😀

It’s actually amazing just how much and what sorts of help dogs can provide their two-footed friends. We’ve worked with shepherds, pointers, retrievers, and setters…and now we have the spotter. 😆

Related Reading:

A Guide to Police Sniping
Every Dog: A Book of Over 450 Breeds
Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry
Dadders, Can I Pet the Whales?
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things