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The TURD Epidemic

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 29th, 2017

HHS LogoMental disease is a horrific thing, both for those that suffer from it and for those that must suffer the afflicted, and certain forms of these derangements have grown in rate of occurrence to epidemic levels.

It goes beyond what public health agencies can deal with along. Each and every one of needs to be on the look out for the mentally ill, lest they become a clear and present danger to themselves and/or others.

Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit extremely pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.

Sufferers of TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

  • Liberal Mindset
  • Identifying as a Feminist
  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  • Massive student debt
  • Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment and stage interventions or report them to proper authorities if their disease has progressed past the point where they can voluntarily accept treatment. Together we can beat this scourge.

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Hillary’s Rest Cure

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 22nd, 2017

Hillary's Rest CureHillary’s Rest Cure

Yeah, I’d imagine that old Hillary is going away for a while for a bit of a rest now that Donald Trump has been inaugurated as the 45th POTUS.

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The Inaugural Bawl

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 21st, 2017

The Inaugural Bawl
The Inaugural Bawl

Yes, it’s true. While Americans were celebrating the Inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America, other sorts very much weren’t celebrating.

Congressional SnowflakesCongressional Snowflakes

Indeed, the ever-so-special – Just ask them. They’ll tell you that they are – Congressional Snowflakes – those that actually had the class to attend, not that class is fair and/or equal to expect from many of them – really needed special treatment and protections.

Of course, this is exactly what it looks like when their hope has been taken from them and given to Americans. who deserve it far more.

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