Spring Is Here
Posted in Announcements, Humor on March 25th, 2023
It’s that time of year again up where I’m at – and well past the first part of the planting season for those in the more blessed, Southern regions. So, it’s time to get in shape and again with the original full-body workout. 😆
And yeah, this year my Spring Exercise Regimen is going to extreme. Having moved from NYC where I had a small front court and a contextually large rear court to Jersey City, where I have a small front court – with goodly sized in-built planters 🙂 – and a big-ass backyard, my gardening is no longer constrained to just containers…
At the risk of being marginalized as a conspiracy theorist by our domestic enemies, the Democrats, likely Democrats, and other sub-normal sorts within our nation’s borders, I would like to present an alternative theory on that balloon which Biden and Co. blamed on the Chinese.
Don’t Be Fooled. Don’t Think Winter Is Over
Do yourself a favor. Don’t be fooled by any signs that the weather is currently warming. We’re in False Spring, also known as Fool’s Spring. It’s still Winter and, at any moment, the weather could shift back to frigid.
It’s Still Time For Sweaters
It’s still time for sweaters. You’ll likely regret it if you start packing them up for storage now. You’re going to want to wear them for a while yet.
Or, At The Very Least, Slide On Some High Socks
At the very least, if you’re hellbent on forgoing sweater, at least wear some thigh-high socks to keep your legs warm.
It’s a sad fact – but, one not without some humor – that attracting mates, dating them, and proposing to them look a wee bit different under Bidenomics and the Democrat-engineered collapse of the American economy.