Archive for June, 2009

Iran’s Official Report

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 28th, 2009

I think it’s important to present multiple, conflicting side of major world events. Since all – and I mean all – people are biased, this gives the best chance of reaching a close approximation of the truth.

So…In light of that:

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The Green Revolution According to Khamenei & Ahmedinejad

You have to give them credit; for a pair of subhuman vermin who mock mankind by their poor aping of his ways, they do possess a certain crude form creativity. In many ways it’s similar to manner in which chimpanzees use stripped wooden twigs to harvest termites 😉

Related Reading:

Politics For Dummies
Postrevolutionary Iran: A Political Handbook
Ahmadinejad: Webster's Timeline History, 1979 - 2007
The Persian Night: Iran from Khomeini to Ahmadinejad
The Concept of Combat in the Life of Imams

Recycling Michael

Posted in Humor, Society on June 28th, 2009

Michael  Jackson - A sick, perverted pedophile freak. Oh Goddess! Let there be a Hell so that he might writhe in it for eternity!On Thursday, June 24, 2009 Michael Jackson, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” died at the age of 50 from a cardiac arrest, possibly as a result of an overdose of Demerol.

Michael Jackson’s remains will neither be buried nor cremated. Instead Michael Jackson’s body will be recycled into shopping bags.

This will ensure that Jackson remains White, plastic, and dangerous for small children to play with. 😉

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The Mysterious Benedict Society
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information: The Most Fascinating Facts That Don’t Really Matter
Crusoe, the Worldly Wiener Dog: Further Adventures with the Celebrity Dachshund
Sasquatch and the Muckleshoot (The Unicorn Rescue Society)

The Maggots Rejoice

Posted in Politics, The Environment on June 27th, 2009

On Friday, June 26, 2006, the vote for the abomination and act of treason euphemistically called the American Clean Energy Security Act passed on the House floor by a narrow margin of a mere seven votes. The final House vote was 219-212.

Despite the Herculean patriotic efforts of Republican leader, John A. Boehner (R-OH), and despite 43 Democrats proving that at least some of their Party aren’t traitors by voting against this destructive legislation, the Liberals in the House of Representatives managed to push this America destroying piece of filth though.

Despite the fact that, at literally the very last minute – 3:09 AM, Friday, June 26, 2006 – and with no time for any sort of review, Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) added a 300+ page amendment to the already 1000+ page bill, the Leftist maggots feasting on the fresh corpse of America got their Cap & Tax bill through the House.

Jackass Liberals Enjoy Destroying Uncle Sam with Cap & Tax
Happy Liberals – They’ve been waiting so long to destroy America

This abomination – Obamanation really, since President Obama and his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel used every trick of Chicago politics to get it passed – largely because 8 Republicans proved themselves to be enemies of both Party and Nation by voting in favor of this evil, anti-American bill.

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The Rise of Rahm: Rahm Emanuel's Political Ascent, from Clinton through Congress to Obama's White House and Chicago's City Hall
The Field of Blood: Violence in Congress and the Road to Civil War
Representative Mom: Balancing Budgets, Bill and Baby in the U.S. Congress
Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide
Resign Rahm Emanuel And Anita Alvarez: Chicago Needs New Leadership, Badly, Quickly