Archive for May, 2012

Understanding Our Needs

Posted in Humor on May 30th, 2012

Men and women are similar but different, complimentarian parts of the greater whole known as marriage. As such, men and women have different needs and it behooves each to make those needs known to the other in a manner in which they can understand.

One night a husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

But then the wife stops and says, “I don t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”

The husband says, “WHAT???” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, “We’ll take all three of them.” Then he goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.

And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited – she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says but you don’t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.”

The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says “I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register.”

The husband says, “No no no, honey were not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife face goes blank.

“No honey I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.”

Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says, “You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!”

Sometimes, in these cases, exercises and example do work better than mere words. That is not, however, to say that such lessons will be well recieved. There’s no implication that such teachable moments are going to have pleasant short-term results and I do NOT suggest doing them anywhere near the shoe department. 😉

Dream For Him

Posted in 2012 Election on May 28th, 2012

Obama dreams of a second term of office. His narcissism needs to be glutted by that overt sign of approval. But his dream isn’t strong enough, so he needs the Liberals, Progressives, and their minority tenants to dream for him.

Will You Dream For Obama? Will You Fall With Him?
Will You Dream For Him? Will You Fall With Him?

So that becomes the question. Will the Frankensteinian chimera that has been stitched together from the rotting flesh of the various Leftist factions dream for Obama?

That they will fall with him is without question.

The Unclaimable Dependent

Posted in 2012 Election, Politics on May 27th, 2012

Much has been rightly said against the Obama composite construct, Julia. Yet, most of these complaints, though utterly valid, miss one main point, that of who will be forced with the threat of violence to pay for the comfortable and totally secure life of Julia.

Obama's Julia, The Uninvited Guest and Unclaimable Dependent
No, You Can’t Claim Julia As A Dependent!

It is one thing for a man or woman, in the fictional case of Julia, to enter into bondage and dependence of their own accord. It is quite another for the government to rule that we, the People must pay for her upkeep and comfort from cradle to grave.

What Lies Beneath?

Posted in 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Politics on May 27th, 2012

A pretty face may hide an evil mind and fine words may hide a cruel heart. What lies beneath the surface is much more important because it is the truth, however ugly, cold, and evil.

What lies beneath the well-crafted facade of Obama and his cultists? Who or what do they truly serve?
Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Obama R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn

Too few Americans really asked what lay beneath the fine but largely empty words of Obama in 2008 and, in failing to ask, they allowed the Liberals and their minority tenants to place Obama in the Presidency.

It is of existential imperative that Americans ask that question now instead of hiding in ignorance, thinking that all will be well and that the darkness is ready to consume them, their children, and their children’s children.

Freed from his chains of needing to be reelected, what will Obama do if he’s allowed to stay in the White House for four more years?

They Can’t Be Racist

Posted in 2012 Election on May 24th, 2012

It looks like Obama and his handlers have a bit of a problem on their hands and I doubt that they or Obama’s cultists really know how to deal with it. The way certain things are shaping up across the country it looks like unemployment might personally affect them after the 2012 Presidential Elections coming in November.

All across America Obama is doing poorly in the Democratic Primaries, even when he’s running unopposed!

This presents a bit of a problem for Obama, his handlers, and their Lamestream Media.

Obviously, those who went to the trouble to vote against Obama in their states’ Democratic Primaries must be racists. But they can’t be racist. They’re Democrats and the very thought of they’re being actively and consciously racist utterly violates the narrative of Critical Liberal Theory which tells all – again, and again, and again – that racism is a solely Republican evil.

Yeah, they’ve got a bit of a problem on their hands, the poor babies. 😉