Archive for November, 2014

Anaconda Dreams

Posted in Music, Society on November 30th, 2014

Back on the morning of September 3rd, 2014 I posted about Nicki Minaj’s single, “Anaconda” off her album, The Pinkprint. What cThe song’s refrain, the refrain, “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun,” resonates strongly with me.

These Huns Got Buns

So here’s nine more anaconda dreams and nine more bootylicious babes with the sort of buns that so many men – and their “trouser snakes” would greatly want.

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Break The Franchise

Posted in Humor, Movies on November 30th, 2014

That's not an ass. It's a space station
Kim Kardashian – Break The Franchise

It may be redundant, as Lucas managed to fairly authoritatively break Star Wars with his prequels, episodes I – III, let’s give Kim Kardashian and her ass a shot at it.

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Just because the celebutante couldn’t seem to manage to break the internet doesn’t mean she can’t break an already fractured franchise. 😉

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Honoring Michael Brown

Posted in Humor, Society on November 29th, 2014

Sagging, buck Nigger, ghetto thugs...for Michael Brown
Pants At Half-Mast For Big Mike

ROFLMAO – Nothing says “we remember Michael” more or better than wearing your pants sagging around your thighs or knees. Yep! Let’s remember Michael Brown for what the buck was, a ghetto thug doomed to either die young or live his life in and out of the prison system where he could be contained and warehoused in order to give society a respite from his behavior.

But hey, at least this explains why that one “thug azz nigga” didn’t steal a belt while he was busy looting Ferguson. 😆

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