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Explaining Millennials

Posted in Humor, Society, Wine on December 2nd, 2023
Explaining Millennials
Explaining Millennials

Explaining Millennials is easy. And, by this, I mean explaining their existence and commonness in America, not why they are like they are. The explanation is easy – Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. 😆 I swear to Silenus, Strawberry Hill resulted in more Millennial births than anything else, though those damn wine coolers accounted for a lot of the later Millennials.

But, my fellow Gen Xers, lets not be too prideful. A damn lot of us are here due to: Andre’s Cold Duck, Mateus, and Lancers. 😉

An Aged Wine

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Wine on April 6th, 2022
An Aged Wine For We Aged Oenophiles
An Aged Wine For We Aged Oenophiles

Monsanto, are you reading this?!? American society is aging. There’s a growing market for this! And remember, even with almost all the wine being bought by the “coastal elites” inside America’s borders, the 2nd largest market is Florida, the Old Folks’ Burial Grounds.