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Modern Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted in Announcements on January 16th, 2022
Modern Wardrobe Malfunction
The Lip Slip
Modern Wardrobe Malfunction – The Lip Slip

In this, the Age of the Virus, so many heretofore immutable things, e.g., pornography and sexual health, have changed. I guess it goes to reason that the wardrobe malfunction would as well. 😉

Of course, there’s a dark side to this in Democrat-controlled zones. Unlike a nip slip in the majority of jurisdictions, a lip slip is a criminal offense and punishable under their laws.

*Cough* *Cough*

Posted in Announcements on January 15th, 2022
Cough COVID Puffer
*Cough* *Cough*

But, on the brighter side for those of us in NYC, it’s a great way to both get a seat and some extra room on the subway. 😆

Russia's Still Leftist

Posted in Announcements on January 11th, 2022
Russia's Still Leftist
Russia’s Still Leftist

In response to Biden’s Secretary of State Antony Blinken’s, somewhat tacky yet historically normal comment upon Russia and the rest of the Collective Security Treaty Organization sending troops into Kazakhstan, the Kremlin responded thusly:

If Antony Blinken loves history lessons so much, then he should take the following into account: when Americans are in your house, it can be difficult to stay alive and not be robbed or raped.

We are taught this not only by the recent past but by all 300 years of American statehood.

Now firstly, this is the normal sequence of snarky, belittling comment followed by an escalating-within-the-theme response that is the hallmark of US-Russian dialog. As such, it’s barely worth noting and I would completely ignore it if it didn’t provide strong evidence that Russia is still Leftist to this day.

If It Rants Like A Leftist…

This is the only thing I find interesting about Russia’s response to Blinken’s baiting. It is nothing more than a suaver and more intelligently worded version of the anti-American rantings that we’ve been peppered with the Leftists inside America’s borders for over half a century.

I guess it just goes to show that while their State Socialism was ended during President Reagan’s tenure, Russia is still Leftist in the ways that really matter to us Americans.

New Christmas Risks

Posted in Announcements on December 23rd, 2021
New Christmas Risks
New Christmas Risks Due To Marijuana Legalization

With, at this time, 18 states and the District of Columbia (DC) – OK! DC is a moot point since, insofar as I know, Krampus doesn’t eat brownies – having fully legalized marijuana sales and use for both medical and recreational purposes, there’s a whole new Christmas risk. 😉

It’s only going to take one bad act or one innocent mistake to wreck Christmas morning for literally 100s of millions of people. 😮 C’mon! Even if you refuse to think of owls and other predators, think of the children!

So, for the love of all things Good, please secure your brownies so your kids aren’t traumatized and all those other kids disappointed and disillusioned.

1st COVID Tests Revealed

Posted in Announcements on December 23rd, 2021
1st COVID Tests Revealed
1st COVID Tests Revealed

Yeah, while this isn’t exactly true, it’s pretty damn accurate anyway. Because shoving a swab that far up my nose is freaking medieval. 😆