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Spring Is Here

Posted in Announcements, Humor on March 25th, 2023
Spring Is Here

Spring Exercise Regimen

Posted in Announcements on March 19th, 2023
Spring Exercise Regimen
Spring Exercise Regimen

It’s that time of year again up where I’m at – and well past the first part of the planting season for those in the more blessed, Southern regions. So, it’s time to get in shape and again with the original full-body workout. 😆

And yeah, this year my Spring Exercise Regimen is going to extreme. Having moved from NYC where I had a small front court and a contextually large rear court to Jersey City, where I have a small front court – with goodly sized in-built planters 🙂 – and a big-ass backyard, my gardening is no longer constrained to just containers…

An Alternative Theory

Posted in Announcements on March 5th, 2023
An Alternative Theory On That Balloon
An Alternative Theory On That Balloon

At the risk of being marginalized as a conspiracy theorist by our domestic enemies, the Democrats, likely Democrats, and other sub-normal sorts within our nation’s borders, I would like to present an alternative theory on that balloon which Biden and Co. blamed on the Chinese.

Don't Be Fooled

Posted in Announcements on February 21st, 2023

Don’t Be Fooled. Don’t Think Winter Is Over

Do yourself a favor. Don’t be fooled by any signs that the weather is currently warming. We’re in False Spring, also known as Fool’s Spring. It’s still Winter and, at any moment, the weather could shift back to frigid.

It’s Still Time For Sweaters

It’s still time for sweaters. You’ll likely regret it if you start packing them up for storage now. You’re going to want to wear them for a while yet.

Or, At The Very Least, Slide On Some High Socks

At the very least, if you’re hellbent on forgoing sweater, at least wear some thigh-high socks to keep your legs warm.

Proposing Under Bidenomics

Posted in Announcements on January 26th, 2023
Proposing Under Bidenomics
Proposing Under Bidenomics

It’s a sad fact – but, one not without some humor – that attracting mates, dating them, and proposing to them look a wee bit different under Bidenomics and the Democrat-engineered collapse of the American economy.