Archive for August, 2014

Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Posted in Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 31st, 2014

OK, as all of Mankind knows, there is no value to be found in the Muslims’ attempt at law, Shari’a. Let’s make it quite clear though as to why that is.

Why Shari'a Is So Wrong
Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Bacon, beer, babes – the American trifecta of pleasure and greatness. 😛

As for any Muslims that may be offended by bacon, beer, and/or scantily-clad babes, let them keep silent about their feelings of being offended or be slaughtered like the vermin that they and their breed are.

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Fundamental Transformation

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 31st, 2014

Obama's Fundamental Transformation
Fundamental Transformation

Hey! Never let it be said that, despite the boy’s pathological mendacity, Obama hasn’t upheld any of his campaign promises. Claiming such is totally ignoring a more nuanced reality. Obama has, in sad fact, upheld his promise to his cultists to fundamentally transform America.

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Giving Muslims Nightmares

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 28th, 2014

So, how does a man give nightmares to Muslims who are themselves cruel mockeries of human form created from the very stuff of nightmares?

Bacon Grenade
Giving Muslims Nightmares: Bacon Grenades

That’s easy! The bacon grenade. After all, pineapples and bacon are a well-established pairing.

As a civilian alternative – most of us, after all, don’t have access to grenades – consider the use of the bacon-wrapped pipe bomb.

Simply follow the normal instructions for making a pipe bomb but, before you load the powder in it or place the fuse, wrap it tightly and completely in .18 gauge aluminum wire and then in bacon. Bake in the oven at 400° for 10 minutes, then allow to cool before loading the powder and fuse. 😉

Mmmmmm….Bacon.

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