Archive for August, 2014

Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Posted in Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 31st, 2014

OK, as all of Mankind knows, there is no value to be found in the Muslims’ attempt at law, Shari’a. Let’s make it quite clear though as to why that is.

Why Shari'a Is So Wrong
Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Bacon, beer, babes – the American trifecta of pleasure and greatness. 😛

As for any Muslims that may be offended by bacon, beer, and/or scantily-clad babes, let them keep silent about their feelings of being offended or be slaughtered like the vermin that they and their breed are.

Related Reading:

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades)
Being Muslim: A Practical Guide
Mohammed's Koran: Why Muslims Kill For Islam
How to Pray: A Step-by-Step Guide to Prayer in Islam
MUSLIM: What You Need to Know About the World’s Fastest Growing Religion

Fundamental Transformation

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 31st, 2014

Obama's Fundamental Transformation
Fundamental Transformation

Hey! Never let it be said that, despite the boy’s pathological mendacity, Obama hasn’t upheld any of his campaign promises. Claiming such is totally ignoring a more nuanced reality. Obama has, in sad fact, upheld his promise to his cultists to fundamentally transform America.

Related Reading:

Politics (Dover Thrift Editions)
The Three Languages of Politics: Talking Across the Political Divides
America : A Patriotic Primer
Sarcasm: because beating the shit out of people is ilegal: Lined Notebook/Journal (6X9 Large) (120 Pages)
Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

Giving Muslims Nightmares

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 28th, 2014

So, how does a man give nightmares to Muslims who are themselves cruel mockeries of human form created from the very stuff of nightmares?

Bacon Grenade
Giving Muslims Nightmares: Bacon Grenades

That’s easy! The bacon grenade. After all, pineapples and bacon are a well-established pairing.

As a civilian alternative – most of us, after all, don’t have access to grenades – consider the use of the bacon-wrapped pipe bomb.

Simply follow the normal instructions for making a pipe bomb but, before you load the powder in it or place the fuse, wrap it tightly and completely in .18 gauge aluminum wire and then in bacon. Bake in the oven at 400° for 10 minutes, then allow to cool before loading the powder and fuse. 😉

Mmmmmm….Bacon.

Related Reading:

Grenade
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Jews, Christians, Muslims: A Comparative Introduction to Monotheistic Religions
IEDs - Improvised Explosive Devices: Enemy Tactics, Counter-IED Targeting, Defeat the Device, Convoy Protection TSP, Body Armor, JIEDDO, G-BOSS, CREW, Eagle Eye, VOSS (CD-ROM)
The Unwomanly Face of War: An Oral History of Women in World War II