Archive for March, 2021

Hyena Harris

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics on March 31st, 2021
Hyena Harris
Hyena Harris

Much like Rep. Rashida Tlaib(D MI-13), Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Vice-President, bears a funny but unfortunate resemblance to certain members of Animal Kingdom. I say that the resemblance unfortunate because, again like Tlaib, the resemblance does a grave disservice to those animals. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Week 62

Posted in Humor, Society on March 28th, 2021
Week 62 Of The 2 Week Lock-down & Everything Is Just "Fine"
Week 62 Of The 2 Week Lock-down & Everything Is Just “Fine”

As the COVID-19 Zombie Apocalypse shuffles along with no real end in sight, a certain amount of surreal strangeness has become more and more noticeable.

Moon-Moon Explained

Posted in Humor on March 25th, 2021
Moon-Moon Explained At Last

Moon-Moon, originally depicted as a mentally stunted wolf and later often as a husky, always seem a bit strange. Now, however, the origin of this madness has been explained.

So, remember, friends don’t let their canine friends lick frogs! ๐Ÿ˜†

‘Tis An Ill Wind …

Posted in Humor, Society on March 22nd, 2021

If it is an ill wind that blows nobody any good, then the coronavirus, COVID-19 is not an ill wind. It has blown us some good along with the bad. This pandemic has blown us some both Corona QTs and a reevaluation of the best and most proper use for businesswear.

Corona QTs

‘Tis An Ill Wind That Blows Nobody Any Good
And Corona QTs Are Good

It’s a simple truth; Corona QTs aka COVID QTs are good things and are also examples of the resilience and plasticity of Western Culture. These women showed the world that they can and have not only adapted but turned the pandemic into their own niche space.

Businesswear

‘Tis An Ill Wind That Blows Nobody Any Good
And Using Our Businesswear Right Is Good

And, the COVID-19 pandemic and insanely restrictive countermeasures enacted to “flatten the curve” also taught us how to best use what used to be our businesswear. The situation, bad as it is, has blown many of us the good of teaching us – re-teaching/reminding those of us who are older – that such clothing is an investment.

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So, given the plethora of very, very fine evidence presented above, it’s safe to say that COVID-19 is far from an ill wind since it has blown many of us much good along with the horrifically bad, ๐Ÿ˜‰

COVID Zombies

Posted in Politics, Society on March 21st, 2021
The Persistence Of COVID Zombies

Even as the Lamestream Media finally tries to end the COVID-19 pandemic so as not to tarnish the Democrats’ regime, there are many on the left that are little more than zombies groaning for us to wear masks, wash our damn hands, and stay locked away in our homes. Insofar as they’re concerned, the coronavirus is forever and this is our new normal. Indeed, those sorts seem to like the pandemic and all the restrictions and resulting damages that have been wrought upon our nation and its economy.

Personally, I think that these Leftards’ attachment to COVID-19 and the various draconian measures taken in Democrat Controlled Zones is primarily based upon a synergy of four things: Martyr Complex, Virtue Signalling, Vilification, and, like so much else, TURDS.

Martyr Complex

The majority of the titularly White Leftists have serious martyr complexes, especially the overly-pampered-and-entitled-from-birth Millennials. Lacking any real threats and privation other than those they’ve brought upon themselves, they tend to actively seek out those things which are against their self-interest. Hence, their fondness for the destructive and draconian plague mitigation efforts fit right into this and feed their need to be harmed.

Virtue Signalling

As in most sociopolitical matters in 21st century America, the Liberal and Progressive sorts are very much into virtue signaling. Even the ones that don’t fully support and need to be martyred for The Cause – and that’s whatever the current cause of the moment is – are going to vocally, if not materially, support the anti-COVID measures and their perpetual or near-perpetual continuance. It’s just another way for them to Identify and Flag, both to signal their membership in- and allegiance to their in-group and to avoid persecution for heresy from the same.

Vilification

And, of course, zombies need brains to eat, martyrs need oppressors, in-groups need out-groups, and the sorts who support the Dems in these times need people to hate, fear, revile, and castigate. They need “evil” to harm themselves fighting against. Hence, they attack any and all who won’t abide by their rulers’ mandates. Hence, they frame it as protecting others and as an act of caring and attack their opposition as callous monsters.

TURD

TURD (Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder) – Trite in these times but true, the real pandemic afflicting the Liberal and Progressive camps is TURDS. Their response to the coronavirus and the destruction of the economy and basic liberty that Democrat politicians used the disease to enact can be traced, at least partially, to their pathological hatred and fear of President Trump and every single American who voted for him. Our President downplayed COVID-19’s severity, knowing that panic would cause more harm than the virus; therefore, in the disease-rotted minds of the COVID zombies, it’s apocalyptic and no countermeasures – especially ones that are harmful to the nation’s and people’s futures – are too extreme.

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So, be ready for this to be a “long haul.” The COVID zombies aren’t going to easily and complacently allow the “pandemic” to end any time soon. At best, they’ll seek an accommodation – a “new normal” where “public safety” wins out over liberty.

Hellfire, the only bright side is that these zombies absolutely won’t be shuffling down the street looking for a snack. ๐Ÿ˜†