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Shoulder Cosmology

Posted in Ethics & Morality, Humor, Philosophy, Religion, Society on May 7th, 2021

Shoulder Cosmology Of The Religious Sort
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Cosmology in the religious as opposed to the secular, anti-theist context, is the explanation of the origin, evolution, and eventual fate of the universe, from a more natural, religious perspective. It is also largely irrelevant to us mortals. Our personal cosmology is what we should be concerned about, not Creation’s.

So, rather than considering Heaven’s plan for creation, consider the state of your own soul and the angel and devil on your shoulders.

Of course, if you’re at all like me, you’re more likely considering how to get either your angel or your devil on both your shoulders. 😉

Combating Tribulations

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion, Society on January 26th, 2021
Combating Tribulations With Tribbles

With all the crap going on, both holdover crap from 2020 and the new crap of 2021, e.g., the Dems’ coup against America’s President, Donald Trump, and the installation of their usurper, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden into the White House, Americans are definitely beset by tribulations. Indeed, for the Christian majority, it probably feels like it’s the actual Tribulation.

Believe me! I feel for you. We’re in essentially the same sinking boat – a boat deliberately scuttled by our nation’s and People’s domestic enemies, the Democrats. But … here’s a little bit of lift for our spirits. Nichelle Nicols covered in tribbles has got to be a good way to combat tribulations! 😆

SWF4MM

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on January 18th, 2021
Single White Female Seeks Mormon Man (SWF4MM)
Single White Female Seeks Mormon Man (SWF4MM)

ROFLMAO! Yeah, this might be too obscure for the mass market. Just lookup Mormon Porn or Bubble Porn.

I Never Cared

Posted in Politics, Religion, Society on January 7th, 2021
I Never Cared Until You Forced Me To
I Never Cared Until You Forced Me To

Yeah, that’s the Gods’ honest truth. I never cared about that sort of thing. I wasn’t raised to do so. But I care now, and so do a great deal of other Americans. What’s happening right now shows that to be true.

Simple Rules In Simple Words

Posted in Religion, Society on November 11th, 2020

Simple Rules In Simple Words
The Hillbilly 10 Commandments
Simple Rules In Simple Words
The Hillbilly 10 Commandments

While many, myself included, love the prose in the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible, I do believe that many in society would benefit far more from the simple rules therein to be told to them in simple words.

Of course, since this is all delivered in the simple words of the “Hillbilly,” the “Redneck,” the “uneducated” men and women of America’s heartland, those sorts who are the most exilic from the Word, the most fallen away from any faith, and who would most benefit from simple rules in simple words are exactly the ones that would and will reject and deride this.

Then, a great many of those sorts would reject and deride these simple rules and their underlying wisdom no matter what prose they were couched in. They find them to be abhorrent and an abomination.