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Chicken Fried Bacon

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on April 17th, 2024
Chicken Fried Bacon
Chicken Fried Bacon

Oh Fucking Yeah! Chicken fried bacon with sawmill gravy – because ‘Murica! Add in a few eggs – sunnyside up or over easy for me – and you’ve got a breakfast made in the God(s)’ country. Or chop that chicken fried bacon up and put it and that gravy over a big bowl of buttery grits.

PETA-Approved Dairy

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on March 26th, 2024
Starting A PETA-Approved Dairy
Starting A PETA-Approved Dairy

I’ve decided to start over in life, move back to the country, and start a sustainable, animal cruelty free, organic, PETA-approved dairy. Does anyone know how to get ESG funds to help with this?

My Daily To-Do List

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Food & Drink, Humor on March 24th, 2024
My Daily To-Do List
My Daily To-Do List

The short form of my daily to-do list. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Yes, there’s normally other things on it – not be a Democrat, I do have work to do. So, it far more often than not has something else as 3 with ‘Repeat Steps 1 and 2’ between each of those additional tasks.

Bud's Noticeable Problem

Posted in Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Society on March 22nd, 2024
Bud's Noticeable Problem
Bud’s Noticeable Problem

Bud’s noticeable problem has arisen again. Not, in all honesty, that it makes that much of a difference in the scheme of things, since there’s no signs of Bud Light sales recovering from Heinerscheid and Mulvaney. They just can’t tuck this embarrassment away. ๐Ÿ˜‰

A Fine Irish Meal

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on March 14th, 2024
A Fine Irish Meal
A Fine Irish Meal

ROFLMAO Yep! That’s pretty close to fine Irish Meal. But only close. Personal experience augmented by one of my wives’ personal and more recent lived experience indicates that it would 6 pints and 3 potatoes, cooked three separate ways as one of the courses. ๐Ÿ˜›

And yeah; this is funny. You know why? It’s because the Irish and those of us primarily of Irish descent aren’t a bunch of worthless, puling bitches, unlike other groups. We can and will laugh at ourselves.