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Before Betty White

Posted in Humor on June 17th, 2021
Before Betty White
Before Betty White There Was…

ROFLMAO And yes; in case you don’t get it, Otto Frederick Rohwedder both invented the bread slicing machine and first sold pre-sliced bread in 1928, whereas the paralleled Betty White was born in 1922. Hence, sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White, not the other way around. 😉

“President” Post Turtle

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on June 15th, 2021
Creepy Uncle "Bad Touch" Biden aka
"President" Post Turtle
“President” Post Turtle

Yeah, whenever I see, hear, or read about Creepy Uncle “Bad Touch” Biden being the POTUS, I’m reminded of the following bit of sarcastic rural wisdom/humor:

Recently, an old rancher was talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compared Biden to a “post turtle.” Of course, the young urbanite doesn’t understand this and asked the old rancher what a post turtle is.

The old man said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing get down.”

— Unknown Rural Wiseman

One thing though. This seems to be actually working and working well for Biden. The majority of Americans feel too sorry for the brain-rotted, old fool to hold any genuine anger towards him.

Flat-Earthers Debunked

Posted in Humor on June 13th, 2021
Flat-Earthers Debunked, Utterly, Completely, Irrevocably
Flat-Earthers Debunked, Utterly, Completely, Irrevocably

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen – and you Prideful Democrats as well – should be the last word when it comes to debunking the Flat-Earthers. That is science that cannot be refuted!

The Proper Blade

Posted in Humor on June 8th, 2021
Choose The Proper Blade For The Job At Hand

Choose the proper blade for job at hand! O ye Gods and little fishes, it’s a pet peeve of mine – people using the wrong blade when the right one is right there, waiting to be used.

Similar Confidence Levels

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics, Society on June 3rd, 2021
Similar Confidence Levels
Similar Confidence Levels

Funny but true in the minds of 10s of millions (approx. 115 million in point of fact) of Americans – two unrelated and extremely geographically separated cryptids telling you to “fuck off” has an equal to- or greater Confidence Level and Interval than Joe Biden having actually and legally won the 2020 election for POTUS. I.e., neither seems particularly believable to most of those Americans.

Unsurprisingly, the response by the sorts who possess that firmly held belief that “Creepy Uncle Joe” did win the 2020 election fair and square is also quite similar to the reaction of most people to those who believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

Yeah, we live in interesting times.