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Finding The Bright Side

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics on April 18th, 2024
Finding The Bright Side
Finding The Bright Side

Finding the bright side in things, especially horrible things, is important. So, I’m going to show compassion towards the Liberals, Progressives, and the other sorts who hate and did everything that they could, without limits, to remove President Trump from office and then did even more to keep him from returning to his rightful position at the helm of our nation.

So… sure, the economy started tanking the moment that Biden started putting forth his people’s economic initiatives. Sure, we’re edging closer and closer to World War 3. Sure, Biden and Co. have largely sold the nation out to China. And, sure, we’re on the verge of Civil War. But hey! Look on the bright side; no more mean tweets, right? That’s enough of a bright side, isn’t it?

Chicken Fried Bacon

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on April 17th, 2024
Chicken Fried Bacon
Chicken Fried Bacon

Oh Fucking Yeah! Chicken fried bacon with sawmill gravy – because ‘Murica! Add in a few eggs – sunnyside up or over easy for me – and you’ve got a breakfast made in the God(s)’ country. Or chop that chicken fried bacon up and put it and that gravy over a big bowl of buttery grits.

Bikini Interlude 88

Posted in Humor, Society on April 16th, 2024

Bikini Interlude – A Best Fitting Bikini Edition

With the start of this year’s bikini seasonat least here, in the Northern Hemisphere – here’s a simple reminder that the best fit for your bikini is often what some might consider a poor fit. 😛

Catan Is Cancelled

Posted in Humor, Society on April 13th, 2024
Catan Is Cancelled
Catan Is Cancelled

I’m really surprised that Settlers of Catan hasn’t been cancelled yet by the #Woke folks, especially with their new #DecolonizeEverything stance that they use as part of their pro-Hamas campaigns. I mean “Settlers” is right in the game’s bloody name, so it must be just a horrific glorification of colonialism and White Imperialism. 🙄

Bikini Season Is Starting

Posted in Humor, Society on April 12th, 2024

Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

The Beacons Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid!
But, If You’re Concerned About This…

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.