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Learn German!

Posted in Humor on May 23rd, 2022
Learn German! It's Easier Than You Think
Learn German!

Learn German! It’s fairly easy as languages go, especially for those of us with English as first language. And yes! Schild + KrΓΆte = Turtle. πŸ˜† A whole lot of words in German are just concatenations of two or more – sometimes far, far more – words.

C’mon! Shield Toads are Turtles! How can you not want to learn German after knowing that!?! πŸ˜†

Kirbies Aren't Always Cute

Posted in Animals, Coffee & Tea, Humor on May 23rd, 2022
Kirbies Aren't Always Cute
Kirbies Aren’t Always Cute

Kirbies are generally considered the cutest of game characters. But that’s when they’re up and at work. They’re not quite so cute before their morning coffee. But then, who is? πŸ˜†

Goth Girlfriends Then & Now

Posted in Humor, Society on May 21st, 2022
Goth Girlfriends Then & Now
Goth Girlfriends Then & Now

Times change, morality changes, all things follow the entropic curve, save those which we defend with all we have. And this is most true of goth girlfriends and our relationships with them. πŸ‘Ώ

A Goth Girlfriend Then (4th Century AD)

Oh yeah! In the 4th Century AD the Lord would have certainly forsaken any Roman man with a Goth – Visigoth in this case – girlfriend. And having one was kinky, actually very taboo, in and of itself, especially since marriage between him and her would be a crime punishable by death (Soraci, 1964) after 371 AD.

Goth Girlfriends Now

These days, both Goth girls and what is and isn’t kinky are a lot different than back in the days of the twilight of the Roman Empire. Still, that doesn’t in any way mean you should be confident that you haven’t given the Lord just cause to forsake you.

Disclaimer & Advice: My somewhat out of date but not inconsequential experience with Goth girls lends a fair amount of evidence and weight to the hypothesis that they’re not significantly more kinky during sex than most other women. Hence, depending upon what you’re looking for and to what extent your projecting your own fetishes, you might be disappointed. πŸ˜‰

Dems' 2022 Dating Woes

Posted in Humor, Society on May 20th, 2022
Dems' 2022 Dating Woes
Dems’ 2022 Dating Woes

The Dems’ 2022 dating woes just keep getting worse. And that’s got to be bad for them since they were already pretty much failing at sex. For them, Netflix and Chill just keeps getting more and more difficult and more fraught with more and more problems, and that’s if they can figure out who to have sex with. πŸ˜†

So, So Sad

Posted in Humor, Politics on May 16th, 2022
This Is So, So Sad

This popped up in my FB feed and it’s just so, so sad that I had to share it here – since FB will likely delete it and jail the poster. But, it’s not sad because AOC really said this insofar as I know. It’s sad because, no matter how stupid this is, it’s no worse than what she’s squawks out on a regular basis. πŸ™„