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Lies, Lies, Lies!

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Technology on September 11th, 2021
Lies!

The cake is a lie! It's a rock, specifically a striation of red agate, white opal, and botryodial chalcedony
The Cake Is A Lie! It’s A Rock!
Lies!

The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It's A Cake!
The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It’s A Cake!
Lies!

The rock is a lie! It's paint. Specifically, it's mixture of many automotive paints aged for years known as Fordite
The Rock Is A Lie! It’s Paint!

Lies, lies, lies, and damn lies, I tell you! You can’t trust anything – much less anyone – anymore. The cake’s a rock; the dutch oven’s a cake; and the bloody rock is just years and years’ worth of piled up, dried automotive paint. 😉

An Ancient Horror Awakened

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology on April 3rd, 2021
An Ancient Horror Awakened – Cthlippy

People! Raise your children correctly. Raise them with an awareness of the ancient evils that stalk the dark, chthonic recesses of the world… and our CD cases. Raise them to properly fear the eldritch horrors that we, after many losses to madness and damnation, finally sequestered away.

Cthippy Waits Dreaming
Do Not Awaken Him!
In His Application Suite Dead Cthippy Waits Dreaming

He waits, dreaming dreams of madness and the rending of the souls of Man. Do not be a fool! Teach your children to never awaken the ancient, eldritch horror that we locked away behind 32- and 64 bit wards.

Have A Spooky NASAween

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology on October 30th, 2020

Have A Spooky NASAween

The folks over at NASA understand that Halloween should be fun and scary, or at least a bit freaky. So their Exoplanet Exploration Program Office, based at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Southern California put together these Cosmic Frights for us. Enjoy!

Facebook Fact-Checkers

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society, Technology on August 27th, 2020
Facebook Fact-Checkers
Facebook Fact-Checkers

ROFLMAO! Yep! That sums up Facebook Fact-Checkers pretty damn aptly. They’re little to nothing but a bunch of often corrupt and/or biased 3rd-Party “fact-checkers” combined with the Far-Left-Leaning in-house fact-checking team – both of which are periodically overruled by either the sales teams (due to the value of ads placed) or upper management (due to poltical pressure).

Why You’re Silenced

Posted in Politics, Society, Technology on July 22nd, 2020
Why You're Silenced
Why You’re Silenced

This is the absolute truth! The sorts running social media platforms, e.g., Facebook and Twitter, and those at Google, who are the gatekeepers of the internet, silence unwelcome and unwanted voices, i.e., any who aren’t “woke” enough, because those voices might be powerful.

They know, with the internet being what it is, that any voice could become powerful if left unchecked and uncensored. Therefor, they use whatever means at their disposal to silence those voices that reject the Left’s narrative.

But, if these sorts have decided to silence our words, then it just means that the time for words is over. That is not a bad thing for our People.