Archive for September, 2011

Anwar al-Awlaki Dead

Posted in Politics on September 30th, 2011

Anwar al-Awlaki - Extinct Muslim Jihadi VerminThe US-born jihadi vermin, Anwar al-Awlaki is reported to have been exterminated in an airstrike by an American drone in Yemen at approximately 10:00 local time in Yemen today, September 30,2011. Yemen’s foreign ministry said Awlaki was killed five miles outside of Kashef, in the al-Jawf province, about 80 miles east of Yemen’s capital, Sanaa.

Yemen’s Defense Ministry is also reporting that Samir Khan, another infamous mockery of human form, was exterminated in the same drone strike, though this has yet to be independently confirmed.

So much for Al-Qaeda’s best recruiters of jihadis within the Civilized World. They won’t be spewing and jabbering any more Islamist filth across the internet and the airwaves.

The world just became a little cleaner.

Help A Man…

Posted in Musings, Society on September 29th, 2011

Sometimes referred to as part of Scottish Wisdom and meant with all humor, this blunt statement carries with it a great weight of vastly unpleasant truth.

Help a man when hes in trouble, and hell remember you when hes in trouble again.

I think that what humor it evokes is of the “you either have to laugh or cry variety.”

It’s true though; more often than not, the result of helping is man is that he’ll first turn to you the next time he believes that he needs help – and so the cycle of irresponsibility and dependance begins.

Fucking Vegetables

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society, Technology on September 29th, 2011

There’s a whole lot of flak about Genetically Modified (GMO) crops. All sorts of evils have been ascribed to them by various sorts who hate technology and/or the corporations who create them, mostly the latter.

The thing is that they’re complaining about all the wrong things!

Sick Fruit - Penis Vines
It’s Sustainable And Filling, A True Stuffing Pepper

Gentlemen, these sorts of “stuffing peppers” need to be eradicated post haste before we slide even further into irrelevancy. 😯

Music Hath Charms

Posted in Humor, Music on September 27th, 2011

To quote the 17th Century playwright and poet, William Congreve, “Music hath charms to sooth the savage breast.”

soothing-savage-breast
Soothing The Savage Breast

Ah – those words spoken by the character, Princess Almeria of Granada which open The Mourning Bride have titillated people for centuries, lasting in our collective consciousness far longer than the play itself or it’s creator.

Liberal Neuroses

Posted in Humor, Politics on September 27th, 2011

Liberals, Progressives, and their minority tenants have a serious neurosis – OK, they have many of them – that is, at once, hilarious and painful to watch. This is their pathological terror of the patriots of the TEA Party.

Creepy Scared Clown
Make Them Go Away! They’re Coming To Get Me!

These Liberal clowns no longer seem to want to caper and cavort as much as they used to used to. Now that the TEA Parties which have risen across America are beginning the process of restoring our nation to sanity and great these capering fools now where masks of tragedy and terror as they flinch, scream, and flee from the shadows of impending doom.

The nice part of this stage of the Liberals’ neuroses is that now these pathetic fools and sports with their minds draped in crude motley are, at the last, finally funny. 😉