On Thursday, June 24, 2009 Michael Jackson, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” died at the age of 50 from a cardiac arrest, possibly as a result of an overdose of Demerol.
Michael Jackson’s remains will neither be buried nor cremated. Instead Michael Jackson’s body will be recycled into shopping bags.
This will ensure that Jackson remains White, plastic, and dangerous for small children to play with. 😉