PSA: Drive Smart!

With the weather being what it is right now, especially anywhere north of the Mason-Dixon line, here’s a simple Public Service Announcement (PSA) for all you folks who will be taking to the roadways:

Drive Smart
Brains Required
Brains Required

Or, the same warning message as it would be given in a kinder, gentler, more perfect – or, at least, less fucked up – world:

Drive Smart
It's Just Snow
For The Rest Of Us, It’s Just Snow

Somewhat more seriously though, it’s just snowy conditions. Use your brains! It doesn’t take that much self-awareness and cognitive function to know whether you can drive in it or not.

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Not Suitable For Democrats

Home COVID-19 Tests Are Not Suitable For Democrats
Test Is Not Suitable For Democrats

A few days ago I posted about a simple home COVID-19 test to replace the vaporware ones Biden has promised to deliver. Sadly I guess, I have been notified that those particular tests are not suitable for Democrats.

Apparently constant direct exposure has caused Democrats to undergo olfactory sensory adaptation. Tangentially, this also explains why so many of them think their shit doesn’t stink. 👿

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Modern Wardrobe Malfunction

Modern Wardrobe Malfunction
The Lip Slip
Modern Wardrobe Malfunction – The Lip Slip

In this, the Age of the Virus, so many heretofore immutable things, e.g., pornography and sexual health, have changed. I guess it goes to reason that the wardrobe malfunction would as well. 😉

Of course, there’s a dark side to this in Democrat-controlled zones. Unlike a nip slip in the majority of jurisdictions, a lip slip is a criminal offense and punishable under their laws.

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England's Booster Fail

England’s Booster Fail

Well! That certainly explains England’s less than stellar “up to date” vaccination rates! 😆 Kidding! Kidding! England’s rate is over the world’s average… despite spelling vs. pronunciation issues. 👿

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Weather Alert

Weather Alert
Warning! Nobody Knows Shit About What's Going To Happen
Weekend Weather Alert

That about sums it up when it comes to weather or climate predictions. There are just too many variables, too many of which are either unknown or misunderstood, to make anything resembling accurate predictions for any locality, much less globally.

But, here’s hoping…

Weekend Weather Alert – Hotness Predicted

While I’m not hopeful after looking at the skies, there’s still some small chance that snow will heat things up. 😛

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