“President” Post Turtle

Creepy Uncle "Bad Touch" Biden aka
"President" Post Turtle
“President” Post Turtle

Yeah, whenever I see, hear, or read about Creepy Uncle “Bad Touch” Biden being the POTUS, I’m reminded of the following bit of sarcastic rural wisdom/humor:

Recently, an old rancher was talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compared Biden to a “post turtle.” Of course, the young urbanite doesn’t understand this and asked the old rancher what a post turtle is.

The old man said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing get down.”

— Unknown Rural Wiseman

One thing though. This seems to be actually working and working well for Biden. The majority of Americans feel too sorry for the brain-rotted, old fool to hold any genuine anger towards him.

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Woke In The Streets

Lightfoot - Woke In The Streets, Oppressed In The Sheets?
Lightfoot – Woke In The Streets, Oppressed In The Sheets?

Yep! Chicago’s mayor, Lori Lightfoot is literally the most extreme and shameless racist and anti-American activist in the American political sphere. But she goes home to a White woman’s pussy! Hence, she’s woke in the streets and oppressed in the sheets. ROFLMAO!

Now, to be fair, this is entirely based upon suppositions for which none of us have any evidence in support thereof. None of us have any clue what, if any, Womandingo – or is it Mandyko – games these two get up to in bed or in their relationship in general.

But, in an expression of equality of fairness, we all “know” that dating, marrying, or even having children with people of a different race doesn’t mean that you’re not a racist. Indeed, in the case of Blacks, being involved with a White is racist itself.

Still though, Lightfoot having “gone White” is funny, ironic, and typical of her sort of Negro.

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Similar Confidence Levels

Similar Confidence Levels
Similar Confidence Levels

Funny but true in the minds of 10s of millions (approx. 115 million in point of fact) of Americans – two unrelated and extremely geographically separated cryptids telling you to “fuck off” has an equal to- or greater Confidence Level and Interval than Joe Biden having actually and legally won the 2020 election for POTUS. I.e., neither seems particularly believable to most of those Americans.

Unsurprisingly, the response by the sorts who possess that firmly held belief that “Creepy Uncle Joe” did win the 2020 election fair and square is also quite similar to the reaction of most people to those who believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

Yeah, we live in interesting times.

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I Miss When…

I Miss When We Didn’t Have A Pedophiles As POTUS

Yeah, I agree with Rep. Lauren Boebert (R CO-3). President Trump may be crass and may have, at some times in his past, have made some fairly crude sexual comments, but he’s never been called “Creepy Uncle Donald” or “Donald ‘Bad Hands’ Trump.” So yeah, I too miss those apparently halcyon days when the man installed in the White House didn’t single out six-year-olds and compliment their legs while giving speeches.

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The Border Then & Now

The Border Then & Now As Reported By The Media

Ah yes; the border, then and now – with then being 2020 and now being 2021. If one makes the mistake of lending unearned credence to the Democrats’ lamestream media, one would likely believe that things are quite different. Of course, one would be wrong to do so. The situation surrounding the quarantining and processing of the hordes of Central and South American invaders is almost exactly the same now as it was then. Indeed, it has changed very little overall since Obama had the “processing centers” created during his tenure in the White House.

No; the only thing that has objectively and significantly changed is who is POTUS. But then, that is sufficient unto itself for the media to completely change their narrative and “reporting” of the border crisis, its fallout, and its human toll. When Donald Trump was POTUS, how his administration handled the illegal aliens was “horrific,” “abominable, and “racist.” But, now that Biden has been installed in the White House, everything his regime does is copacetic or just a sad fact of “properly” handling the influx of “refugees,” even though nothing of substance has changed.

Of course, the media’s behavior now is also essentially the same as it was when Obama’s regime set up the camps at the southern border in the first place. Hellfire! back then, what passes for journalists these days even defended or remained silent upon his regime’s handing unaccompanied minors over to human traffickers!

But then, even this exuberance of bias and lying is the same as always in these degenerate times. The Dems’ propaganda corps reports based upon who is doing something, not what is being done.

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