The Retro 2020s

The Retro 2020s
The Retro 2020s

What’s old is gone, largely forgotten, and back again… or will be very soon. The real effects of the Coronavirus pandemic, the massive damages from the panicdemic built up around it, the “retiring” of so many of the eaters, and the Democrat policies and restrictions that exacerbated these issues has all but guaranteed that 2020s will be a reprise of earlier economically devastated times.

The Perfect Storm or Slacknado

From what I can see, this is being brought about by the intersectionality of TURDS and the simple fact that both the lower echelons of the residents within our country and the ever-entitled Millennials disdain for working. When Democrat politicians are willing to sacrifice the nation in order to refute President Trump’s very existence and 10s or 100s of millions of individuals are more than willing to capitalize upon it in order to avoid working, the coming economic collapse is foreordained.

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So, My Fellow Americans, you’d better both strap in and get strapped. Things aren’t just going to go downhill, they’re going to go over a cliff. Be ready, willing, and able to take both defensive and proactive measures to defend yourself, your family, and the future of our People.

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Not Suitable For Democrats

Home COVID-19 Tests Are Not Suitable For Democrats
Test Is Not Suitable For Democrats

A few days ago I posted about a simple home COVID-19 test to replace the vaporware ones Biden has promised to deliver. Sadly I guess, I have been notified that those particular tests are not suitable for Democrats.

Apparently constant direct exposure has caused Democrats to undergo olfactory sensory adaptation. Tangentially, this also explains why so many of them think their shit doesn’t stink. 👿

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Modern Wardrobe Malfunction

Modern Wardrobe Malfunction
The Lip Slip
Modern Wardrobe Malfunction – The Lip Slip

In this, the Age of the Virus, so many heretofore immutable things, e.g., pornography and sexual health, have changed. I guess it goes to reason that the wardrobe malfunction would as well. 😉

Of course, there’s a dark side to this in Democrat-controlled zones. Unlike a nip slip in the majority of jurisdictions, a lip slip is a criminal offense and punishable under their laws.

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England's Booster Fail

England’s Booster Fail

Well! That certainly explains England’s less than stellar “up to date” vaccination rates! 😆 Kidding! Kidding! England’s rate is over the world’s average… despite spelling vs. pronunciation issues. 👿

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*Cough* *Cough*

Cough COVID Puffer
*Cough* *Cough*

But, on the brighter side for those of us in NYC, it’s a great way to both get a seat and some extra room on the subway. 😆

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