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Fish Traps!

It's a Trap
Fish Traps! It’s A Trap!

Whenever you encounter what seems to be a woman who loves fishing, channel you’re inner Admiral Akbar, because it’s a trap! That’s not a worm in “her” shorts. 😆

Yes, There Are Women Who Love Fishing

I’m kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding! For good or ill, there are plenty of women who love fishing. Maybe not as much as some of us guys do, but they do love it. So, don’t be actually concerned that the one you see is a tranny. The odds of that are very, very low.

In point of fact, most transgurls go through an extended period during which they act hyper-feminine, normally adhering to the stereotypes of “proper” “girly” behavior, often obsessively so. As such, it’s extremely unlikely to encounter one fishing. You’re safe. Enjoy.

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Kuro Sakura

Kuro Sakura
Kuro Sakura
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Kuro Sakura – Black Cherry Blossoms – are a wonderful and lovely addition to any man’s springtime, though essentially unknown and unavailable in Japan itself. Thankfully though, this is not the case in America. 🙂

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I Miss Car Washes

I Miss Car Washes

Truly, I miss the various fundraising and/or charity car washes. They seem to be yet another beautiful thing that has been consigned to my past and history. I don’t know if it’s just that I’ve moved out of the South and suburban, borderline rural areas, or of it’s just another product of the degeneration of America. Either way, their gone and I miss them.

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Bikini Interlude 88

Bikini Interlude – A Best Fitting Bikini Edition

With the start of this year’s bikini season – at least here, in the Northern Hemisphere – here’s a simple reminder that the best fit for your bikini is often what some might consider a poor fit. 😛

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Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

The Beacons Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid!
But, If You’re Concerned About This…

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.

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