The Circle Of Life

The Circle Of Life
The Circle Of Life

There’s a lot of times when it feels like that. I work to fish; fish to forget work; rinse, repeat. Ah well, there are far worse ways of going through life.

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Time To Go Fishing!

Time To Go Fishing!
Time To Go Fishing!

It’s definitely time to go fishing. Then again, to be both self-aware and honest, I pretty much always think it’s time to go fishing if the weather permits. And, my tolerance for “bad” weather is just as high as one might expect from a man born and raised on Florida’s Gulf Coast. 😉

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Men’s Fantasy Woman

Men's Fantasy Woman
Men’s Fantasy Woman

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. 😉

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. 😆

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Fish Traps!

It's a Trap
Fish Traps! It’s A Trap!

Whenever you encounter what seems to be a woman who loves fishing, channel you’re inner Admiral Akbar, because it’s a trap! That’s not a worm in “her” shorts. 😆

Yes, There Are Women Who Love Fishing

I’m kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding! For good or ill, there are plenty of women who love fishing. Maybe not as much as some of us guys do, but they do love it. So, don’t be actually concerned that the one you see is a tranny. The odds of that are very, very low.

In point of fact, most transgurls go through an extended period during which they act hyper-feminine, normally adhering to the stereotypes of “proper” “girly” behavior, often obsessively so. As such, it’s extremely unlikely to encounter one fishing. You’re safe. Enjoy.

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Pothole Season

Pothole Season
It’s Pothole Season

Folks, it’s pothole season again. Check the state of your fishing licenses – cuz the State will have it’s due, right or not – and what this years regulations and catch limits are. 😉

Florida Pothole Risks

And, a friendly reminder to my brethren and sistren still in Florida – do remember to toss a mumbled chicken leg or a marshmallow in that pothole first to make sure someone’s not already using it. 😉

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