Men’s Fantasy Woman

Men's Fantasy Woman
Men’s Fantasy Woman

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. 😉

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. 😆

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Fish Traps!

It's a Trap
Fish Traps! It’s A Trap!

Whenever you encounter what seems to be a woman who loves fishing, channel you’re inner Admiral Akbar, because it’s a trap! That’s not a worm in “her” shorts. 😆

Yes, There Are Women Who Love Fishing

I’m kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding! For good or ill, there are plenty of women who love fishing. Maybe not as much as some of us guys do, but they do love it. So, don’t be actually concerned that the one you see is a tranny. The odds of that are very, very low.

In point of fact, most transgurls go through an extended period during which they act hyper-feminine, normally adhering to the stereotypes of “proper” “girly” behavior, often obsessively so. As such, it’s extremely unlikely to encounter one fishing. You’re safe. Enjoy.

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Pothole Season

Pothole Season
It’s Pothole Season

Folks, it’s pothole season again. Check the state of your fishing licenses – cuz the State will have it’s due, right or not – and what this years regulations and catch limits are. 😉

Florida Pothole Risks

And, a friendly reminder to my brethren and sistren still in Florida – do remember to toss a mumbled chicken leg or a marshmallow in that pothole first to make sure someone’s not already using it. 😉

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Awww, Snookums

Awww, Snookums

Personally, I love a woman who fishes – though some might not – and, being originally from the Gulf Coast of Florida, the snook was always the king of inshore fishing while I was growing up. So, any woman who fishes for snook has my attention.

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Carpa Dayam!

Carpa Dayam!
Carpa Dayam!

I do have a fondness for women who fish, though there’s some “issues” with them doing so with me. But a seriously hot babe who can noodle two good size carp at the same time and bring ’em in to shore? I’d seize her any day! 😉

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