The Wife Is A Cake

The Wife Is A Cake
The Wife Is A Cake, Therefor A Lie

The wife is a cake. The cake is a lie. Therefor, the wife is a lie. Also, this is oddly compelling and profound in this toxic age of latter-day Feminism.

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What Women’s Sports Aren’t

What Women's Sports Aren't Is A Backup Option For Mediocre Male Althetes
What Women’s Sports Aren’t

Women’s sports, be they intramural, amateur, or professional, are a lot of things. What they aren’t though is a backup option for mediocre male athletes. That sort has exactly no place in or anywhere near women’s sports. The failed males need to be removed from women’s sports. And, if either the Democrats or these males refuse, they should have their capacity to participate removed by we, the People.

You will notice that we almost never hear about transmen in sports. This is because they’re even rarer than transgurls in sports, never seem to have or cause a problem, and are normally – if one can describe a normal with such a small sample size – perform with entirely forgettable and ignorable mediocrity or less, not being able in most sports to compete effectively against men.

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Men’s Fantasy Woman

Men's Fantasy Woman
Men’s Fantasy Woman

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. 😉

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. 😆

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An Argument For Trans

Classic Cartoons - An Argument For Trans
An Argument For Trans

Well, there’s a salient argument for trans as dating options. 😆 There’s a lot better chance of casual clothes, sugary cereals or toaster pastries / waffles, and classic cartoons such as Thundercats with a transgurl – one they’re past their hyper-girlie phase – than with a woman.

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Fish Traps!

It's a Trap
Fish Traps! It’s A Trap!

Whenever you encounter what seems to be a woman who loves fishing, channel you’re inner Admiral Akbar, because it’s a trap! That’s not a worm in “her” shorts. 😆

Yes, There Are Women Who Love Fishing

I’m kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding! For good or ill, there are plenty of women who love fishing. Maybe not as much as some of us guys do, but they do love it. So, don’t be actually concerned that the one you see is a tranny. The odds of that are very, very low.

In point of fact, most transgurls go through an extended period during which they act hyper-feminine, normally adhering to the stereotypes of “proper” “girly” behavior, often obsessively so. As such, it’s extremely unlikely to encounter one fishing. You’re safe. Enjoy.

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