The Best Veggie Burger

The Best Veggie Burger Ever!

Sadly, the above ad is fake. I would have adored it if it was an actual whimsical – or mocking if you’re of the flat-toothed dietary persuasion – but, alas and alack, neither the advertisement nor Crompton’s Beef Farm are real.

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Those Shining Girls

Those Shining Girls? They Grew Up

Yeah, those creepy girls from Kubrick’s 1980 psychological horror film, The Shining grew up. Then, for a long while, things really got scary for America.

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He Broke Up With You…

He Broke Up With You...
He Broke Up With You…

Personally, I think that women have been trained to believe that the primary reason that they either can’t get a man or keep a man is their physical beauty since the first person realized that he or she could make a living off of convincing women of that idea.

It’s Reproductive Self-Selection

More often though, when it comes to a man breaking up with a woman, it’s not at all about her appearance. It’s about how she acts and what her ideology is. Most men, especially those men who are “worth anything as men” will leave post-haste as soon as they realize that the female they’re with is not a woman, but a womyn. They leave because socialists, feminists, “wokelings,” and similar sorts make piss-poor mates and should never be allowed into circumstances when and where they might bear children.

Then again, there is some truth to such womyn’s sentiments, just not in the shallow, venal, ephemeral context that they relegate men’s opinions to. Men have, do, and will break up with womyn because they’re ugly. It’s just that it’s the ugliness of their minds and souls, not of their features and forms, that drive good men away.

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Driving With Deer

Driving With Deer – Some Of Y’all Won’t Get This, Gods Bless Ya

Yep! Those of us who’ve lived in the country and/or extensively drove through the more rural parts of America have entirely different feeling towards- and relationship with deer, especially if they’re anywhere near the road we’re on.

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“President” Post Turtle

Creepy Uncle "Bad Touch" Biden aka
"President" Post Turtle
“President” Post Turtle

Yeah, whenever I see, hear, or read about Creepy Uncle “Bad Touch” Biden being the POTUS, I’m reminded of the following bit of sarcastic rural wisdom/humor:

Recently, an old rancher was talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compared Biden to a “post turtle.” Of course, the young urbanite doesn’t understand this and asked the old rancher what a post turtle is.

The old man said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing get down.”

— Unknown Rural Wiseman

One thing though. This seems to be actually working and working well for Biden. The majority of Americans feel too sorry for the brain-rotted, old fool to hold any genuine anger towards him.

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