Happy Easter Or Eostre

Happy Easter Or Eostre

I really don’t care if you celebrate the Christians’ Easter or the Pagans’ Eostre; here’s hoping you have a joyous Spring holiday filled with beauty and fun times.

Tags: | | | | | | | | | |

A Grasshopper Today

I would hazard the guess that most people, at least most people older than the Millennials, in the Civilized World are at least passingly familiar with Aesop’s fable of the The Ants & the Grasshopper. But I’m also willing to hazard the guess that, with the Progress our civilization has endured, certain all to populous elements would reject that fable in favor of one more suited to modern Liberalism.


The Ants & the Grasshopper Today

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.


The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.


Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.


CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.


America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so unfairly?


Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green …’


Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the Black Lives Matter group singing, We shall overcome.


Then Reverend Al Sharpton has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper while he damns the ants. He later appears on MSNBC to complain that rich people do not care.

A Twitter firestorm erupts with Millenials declaring that #IstandWithGrasshopper. This results in Twitter mass banning pro-ant users.

On college campuses across the nation students riot, demanding ant-free safe spaces.


Former President Obama condemns the ant and blames Donald Trump, President Bush 43, President Bush 41, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper’s plight.


Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer exclaim in an interview on The View that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.


The ant is fined for failing to hire an proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.


The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn’t maintain it.


The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.


The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize what’s left of the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

Sadly, the above rewrite of Aesop’s teaching tale perfectly fits with the ideology of the Left and their minorities. It hammers home the moral that they so stridently proclaim – that the productive majority must always surrender their property to the shiftless eaters.

What makes it worse for we ants aka productive, responsible American citizens is that the grasshoppers we have to deal with are the species that left unchecked turn into locusts.

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

AOC Is Damn Good!

AOC Is Damn Good!

Yes, it’s quite true AoC is damn good, fine, safer, and proper. Of course, by that I mean Asses of Color, not that crazed, socialist idiot, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Though admittedly, she does have a decent AoC herself. 😉

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

Gentlemen, A New League

Gentlemen, A New League
Gentlemen, A New League

Absolutely extraordinary, Gentlemen! Just how I’d picture an American chapter of LOEG circa 1988.

Tags: | | | | | |

Protected Hate

IStandWithIlhan = Protected Hate
#IStandWithIlhan = Protected Hate

As I’ve written before, hate does have a home within America’s borders… if it’s the “right” sort of hate and being spewed by the “right” sort of “people” and at the “right” sort of victim. Indeed, if the author of the hate is possessed of what our domestic enemies call a “protected trait” the Left will be both quick and virulent in their support for- and protection of said hater irrespective of what they said.

And, Ilhan Omar is their perfect example of such a “protected class.” She’s a “refugee” from Somalia, Black, Muslim, and a Female. I’d say that the only way Omar would be better in the eyes of Liberals and Progressives is if she was a Lesbian, but being both Black and Muslim, they excuse her from the necessity of being homosexual.

Tags: | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |