I Miss Car Washes

I Miss Car Washes

Truly, I miss the various fundraising and/or charity car washes. They seem to be yet another beautiful thing that has been consigned to my past and history. I don’t know if it’s just that I’ve moved out of the South and suburban, borderline rural areas, or of it’s just another product of the degeneration of America. Either way, their gone and I miss them.

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Bikini Interlude 88

Bikini Interlude – A Best Fitting Bikini Edition

With the start of this year’s bikini seasonat least here, in the Northern Hemisphere – here’s a simple reminder that the best fit for your bikini is often what some might consider a poor fit. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

The Beacons Are Lit! Gondor Calls For Aid!
But, If You’re Concerned About This…

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.

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Enjoy Easter Chocolates

Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
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Gentlemen – and by that I mean my fellow White men, chocolate eggs are the best sort to hunt on Easter.

Remember To Enjoy Some Easter Chocolates

So, please remember to do your best to hunt up some chocolate eggs this Easter and give them the White cream filling they deserve. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Easter Is Here Again

Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

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