Yes; I will make no bones about it. I am this old. I grew up watching the television releases of the “Beach Party” movies featuring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon, including what is officially the 6th of 7 movies in the series, How to Stuff a Wild Bikini. However, being that last to feature Ms. Funicello and Mr. Avalon, I consider it the swan song of the series.
Still, those halcyon days may be long over, but Wildkinis are still around and still well-stuffed; so there’s that going for us all.
That’s right! We all “know” that wearing the Confederate flag – or any clothing associated with The South or America’s rural culture – is racist and hate-filled. Or really, just anything celebrating Whites’ beauty or culture is going to run afoul of the SJWs and their #CancelCulture of racism, hate, and oikophobia.
Still, even a broken clock is right twice a day – or once, if it follows military time 😉 – and, in this instance, I heartily and happily agree with our frothing and gnashing Social Justice Warriors; those sweet, Southern babes should take off thos Confederate flag bikinis.