I Miss Car Washes

I Miss Car Washes

Truly, I miss the various fundraising and/or charity car washes. They seem to be yet another beautiful thing that has been consigned to my past and history. I don’t know if it’s just that I’ve moved out of the South and suburban, borderline rural areas, or of it’s just another product of the degeneration of America. Either way, their gone and I miss them.

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Bi Girl Month 4

Bi Girl Month Pool Party For Two

Today we’re celebrating Bi Girl Month with a beautiful riff on the oldish adage, “Women are like pasta; they are straight until you get them wet.” Enjoy!

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Still Hot, Stay Wet

It’s Still Hot. Stay Wet!

Ladies, it’s still hot, so stay wet. You’ll feel better and so will we. Not, of course, that your being delightfully wet will cool us off. Quite the contrary, but that’s a far better, more pleasant, and fruitful sort of heating thing up.

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Wetter Is Better

It’s Summer! I Think We Can Agree, Wetter Is Better

It’s seriously summertime in the Northern Hemisphere. And it’s pretty damn hot too, even here in NYC – though that’s normal and part of the city’s history. But, this means that I’m pretty damn sure everyone, even the Liberals and Progressives – possibly even the Feminists – can agree on is that wetter is better in this weather. 😀

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It’s Simply Thermodynamics

It’s Simply Thermodynamics

Gentlemen – and, of course, a certain number of you ladies – it’s simply thermodynamics in real world action. With it being Summer and quite hot, especially right now, many women are seeking to cool down via being wet. But that heat has to disperse and go somewhere. Hence, we quickly become “hot and bothered.” 😉

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