Adulting Childhood

Adulting Childhood
Adulting Childhood

Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes has always been a source of rare and somewhat underrecognized wisdom. This quick cartoon is a perfect example of the subtle lessons Mr. Watterson taught. I would call it a lesson in Adulting Childhood or Childing Adulthood.

Perhaps we as a culture were and are too fond of and yet, at the same time, to ignorant of the meaning in 1 Corinthians 13:11. Perhaps we, to our harm, put away the childlike alongside the childish. We seem to listen to our minds while ignoring our hearts’ and souls’ exhortations to find and appreciate the wonders big and small that abound in Creation.

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Gen Z Cleaning Instructions

Gen Z Cleaning Instructions
Gen Z Cleaning Instructions

Admittedly, this is largely useless and utterly needless advice since the majority of Gen Z is still living with and off of their parents. But, the minority of the latest, least generation needs it.

Read the instructions; follow the basic rules of reality and life; and try not to ruin your laundry like you’ve ruined everything else in your life.

And, despite their crying, whining, and blaming everyone else, if their lives suck, it’s Gen Z’s fault. It’s not the fault of anyone else. Gen Z got handed and nation and a world to live in that wasn’t overall any better or worse than their parents and grandparents had. It was different in some ways, sure. But it’s no harder now to succeed and be happy than it was in the past. But, somehow Gen Z managed to fuck it and themselves all up.

So, at least, they should learn how to not fuck up their laundry!

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First, Coffee

First, Coffee
First, Coffee

Like every day, but especially Mondays, first, coffee, then on the confusion and frustration that is the day.

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Go Where You'd Be Happy

Go Where You'd Be Happy. There Are About 200 Other Countries. Find One You Don't Loath!
Go Where You’d Be Happy
There Are About 200 Other Countries. Go Find One!

Really! The Leftists and their ever-angry and never-satisfied minorities should just un-ass America and emigrate to some country where they’d be happier – or, at least, less angry and hate-filled – like their celebrities keep promising to do every time their forces are defeated or face defeat.

If they don’t love America – and it’s beyond obvious that they don’t – they should leave it for their own sakes, instead of staying where they’re miserable just to fulfill some idea of destroying America and turning it into what they picture a nation should look and sound like.

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First, Coffee

First, Coffee. Then, Today’s Outrage

Start your day off right. With coffee – or tea if that’s your cuppa – before you read the paper or surf the web for your morning “news.” Coffee first, then check to see what today’s outrage is or is supposed to be according to the Lamestream Media.

Remember that! First Coffee! Then, all the other shit.

First, Coffee. Always First, Coffee Before The Day’s Meshugas

OK, OK, OK! If you’re luckier/smarter than I am (highly unlikely but possible), as lucky/smart as I am (oddly rare), or even half as lucky/smart as I am (decent chance of that!), coffee should be the 2nd thing you do in the morning. But still, the 1st thing once you get out of bed. 😉

The important thing is to start the day with something good that will also center yourself. It’s important to get your mind in a rooted, good place before perusing the crap the world has for you each day.

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