While the primary purpose of this curvaceous edition of bikini interlude is the same as always, providing myself and any who come here a brief interlude of beauty, it has the secondary purpose of reminding everyone that curves are good and even better barely in bikinis.
Yes, as all rightly-raised Americans know, the Blacks are very, very rarely right when it comes to anything important. Their entire “culture” is defined by being antithetical to what actually works in America. That being said, when they ARE right, they’re VERY FUCKING RIGHT!
The salient case in point at this moment is the Blacks views upon women’s “shape.” There is no evidence, despite their own race-baiters’ and that of their titularly White enablers rantings about beauty standards, that the “Black Community” has fallen victim to the Weight-Loss and Fashion cartels’ crap about body weight. From what I can garner, the Blacks aren’t fixated upon skeletons dipped in wax.
Yessiree! They may be dawgs – like a lot of us! – but the Blacks aren’t dogs and, hence, aren’t that interested in bones. I got to give them that. After all, an honest and right-thinking man gives credit where credit is due, irrespective of whom is receiving it.
So this is something that the rest of us, especially us Whites, can and should learn from the Blacks. Curves, however dangerous the love thereof may be to certain grifting industries and one political party, are good and should be celebrated, not lambasted.
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This is not a Bikini Interlude. It has a purpose beyond mere prurient pleasure. It’s a discussion – read as lecture; I’m nothing if not pedantic – of- and about any and every woman’s bikini body.
Ladies, Your Bikini Body
Yes, it’s April, so we here in the Northern Hemisphere are approaching bikini season. Hence, we’re soon to be inundated with ads for “quick fix” weight-loss programs / products and with you all fretting about your bodies and bikinis – or really, any bathing suits whatsoever.
Maybe you have a slim, slender, and/or tight body that fits the mold that our society says is suitable for a bikini. If so, break out that bikini and strap your body into it. Few, though not none, will complain.
If you came by that body of yours naturally, luck you. Enjoy it and the pleasure it brings. If you’ve worked hard and stressed yourself out to get it, accept both my congratulations and condolences. You’ve certainly earned the privilege to enjoy yourself.
Maybe your body is toned and muscular. Maybe you’re a true hardbodied babe. If so, you’ve either gotten your body to look like that through hard work, intense body sculpting, or some combination of two. Few, if any of note, are going to complain about you in a bikini. Go out and enjoy yourself and the attention you’re sure to garner.
Or maybe –most likely, probably – you’ve got a curvy, phat, soft body, one that doesn’t meet society’s rather nastily enforced esthetic standards when it comes to wearing a bikini. That’s all good too. Fuck society and the expectations and demands it’s fallen prey to.
If you want to rock that bikini, do so! The haters are always going to find a reason to hate and the rest of us, who are either the increasingly less silent majority or the largest plurality, will either approve or just not care.
Ask Yourself Why, Ladies
Ladies, you should ask yourself why exactly you want to wear a bikini in the first place. Being goal orient is, after all, almost always the best way to go into anything.
If you’re looking for a sexual partner and planning on wearing a bikini to help attract one, then you’re likely to succeed irrespective of whether your body its, tight, hard, or curvy and soft. Men are varied and rarely absolute in our tastes and I’m told that women, if that’s your thing, are even more extreme in this. You’re going to, in all likelihood, get what you’re looking for and have a choice in partners.
On the other hand, if you’re planning on wearing a bikini just for yourself because that’s the bathing suit you want to wear for the purposes of tanning, comfort, or whatever reason, then who cares? In this case, it’s all about you and the attraction for- or approval of others really shouldn’t matter at all.
Ladies, in this case it is your body, your bikini, and your choice. Don’t be afraid of making the wrong choice because there isn’t one.
This is one of the rare exceptions to the norm for Bikini Interludes. It has a point beyond sharing beauty. In a proud moment for society, Sports Illustrated showcased a “plus sized” bikini model this year – Ashley Graham.
Good times and a good trend moving forward since a large number of us would prefer to see phat and happy women at the beach than stringy skeletons dipped in wax. Hence, anything that normalizes this is a good and righteous thing.
In America, we’ve a far worse problem than politics. We’re crushed under an ever growing horde of lazy, fat, ugly cows. Really! This obesity epidemic has gotten out of hand, grown to unmanageable proportions as it were.
Truly, society needs to intervene and take drastic measures to end this problem. Whole generations of Americans are at risk of believing that curves, especially extreme curves, and full-fleshed bodies are normal and even healthy. That can’t be allowed to happen just to pander to people, especially women, who are too lazy not to be fat.
Take a good look at the 27 women shown above. All of them are overweight, ranging from merely overweight to morbidly obese and they’re flaunting it as if they believe that people want to see there soft and curved bodies in lingerie and/or states of undress. Worse, these women are all professional erotic models, meaning that they’re actually getting paid to show off their thick bodies.
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