Valentines Day Hearts

Valentines Day Hearts
The Best Valentines Day Hearts

Happy Valentines Day! Please remember, Gentlemen, that the best Valentines Day hearts are chocolate – dark, rich, luscious chocolate. It’s not only perfectly OK to indulge, it’s a damn sight safer. 😉

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US Political Parties

US Political Parties
US Political Parties & Their Mascots

Yep! Just as the Democrats have their jackass and the Republicans have their elephant, the “third parties” should have mascot too… the unicorn. It’d be perfectly in keeping with the nature of such things.

Face it, nothing is more appropriate as a mascot for any of the fringe parties, i.e., anything except the Democrats and Republicans, in America than that most fantastic of the fantasy creature, the unicorn since they’ve as much chance of making a measurable difference in American politics as Kim Kardashian does of catching a unicorn.

NOTE: The above is in the context of national politics. Members of any of the various “other” parties in America can and do get elected at municipal and even occasionally state levels.

In my opinion this is fundamentally because there’s no real difference except by degrees of intensity between the parties. Libertarians are essentially just more extreme and less practical versions of Republicans and Socialists and Greens are just more extreme and less practical versions of Democrats. None of them have specific, different agendas and platforms than the “real” US political parties.

Truly! How can they be different from the “Big Two?” Every candidate at the higher levels of politics is expected to have a position and preferably policy on every issue. This means that, unlike Britain and other more parliamentary governments single issue parties can’t exist and all the parties end up coming down on one or the other sides of the fence. This makes any parties other than the Democrats and Republicans extraneous at best, and makes their success a fantasy.

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So, Citi Bike

I’ve always been against Citi Bike, at least in NYC. To me, it just seemed to be yet another part of Mayor Bloomberg’s hate for- and attack upon drivers. Yet, it wouldn’t have taken that much to change my opinion.

Citi Bike
So, Citi Bike

Truly! It wouldn’t have taken much thought on the part of some marketing firm to come up with ways to get me and a lot of others to have a more positive attitude towards Citi Bike’s bike rental program. 😉

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Profiling Blacks

Various sorts scream pretty loudly whenever they feel that we Americans are profiling Blacks. To this I say, “Too bad! I will continue to profile Blacks until the day I die.”

I, For One, Will Continue Profiling Blacks

Let’s face the plain as day genetic facts – you don’t find profiles like these anywhere but Black women. 😛

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Yeah, It Snowed In NYC

As I believe most people in the Civilized World know, it snowed in NYC over the weekend. We got a couple of feet of snow in the city courtesy of Jonas and they called it a blizzard.

NYC Winter
Yeah, It Snowed In NYC

Of course, in what I assume was unfortunate for the Lamestream Media, we handled the storm and its aftermath in normal New York fashion.

Frankly, as you should be able to guess from the babe above, the longest lasting and most impacting effect of Jonas upon NYC is likely to be the uptick of births in the city come this October. 😛

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