Wave The Flag!

Wave The Flag
Gentlemen, Wave The Flag!

Uncase the colors, raised them high, and wave the flag, gentlemen, so that all and sundry can see what makes America great, beautiful, and glorious.

And be assured that all men of good character and discerning taste shall salute!

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The Cake Is A Lie

The Cake Is A Lie
The Cake Is A Lie

Yep! That cake is a lie. Now, the question is how many people who are reading this are old enough and/or geeky enough to get the joke.

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Bikini Interlude 34

Bikini Interlude 34 – A Buttkini Edition

Well, we’ve had boobs so we should definitely balance that out with butts. After all, bikinis are meant to showcase and display both. πŸ˜‰

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AOC Is Damn Good!

AOC Is Damn Good!

Yes, it’s quite true AoC is damn good, fine, safer, and proper. Of course, by that I mean Asses of Color, not that crazed, socialist idiot, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Though admittedly, she does have a decent AoC herself. πŸ˜‰

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Valentines Day Hearts

Valentines Day Hearts
The Best Valentines Day Hearts

Happy Valentines Day! Please remember, Gentlemen, that the best Valentines Day hearts are chocolate – dark, rich, luscious chocolate. It’s not only perfectly OK to indulge, it’s a damn sight safer. πŸ˜‰

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