Easter Egg Hunting

Time To Go Easter Egg Hunting

It’s Easter again. That means that, if Christmas, Valentine’s Day, and St. Patrick’s Day all failed to work out for you, it’s the right time to go hunting for your woman’s eggs and painting them up right. 😉

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Happy Easter!

Happy Easter!

Happy Easter, Folks! And, here’s my hope that you hunt those eggs and paint them well. 🙂 After all, Christian or not, this is a rebirth and fertility holiday.

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Have A Good Friday

Have A Good Friday

It’s Good Friday. My strong suggestion is to do your best to have a good and reproductive one. 😉 Get started today on “painting” some eggs.

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Enjoy Easter Chocolates

Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
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Gentlemen – and by that I mean my fellow White men, chocolate eggs are the best sort to hunt on Easter.

Remember To Enjoy Some Easter Chocolates

So, please remember to do your best to hunt up some chocolate eggs this Easter and give them the White cream filling they deserve. 😉

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Easter Is Here Again

Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

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