Reflections From a Murky Pond

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Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.

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Phat Is More Than Fine – Strap On That Bikini

This is, despite superficial similarities, not one of Reflections From A Murky Pond’s Bikini Interlude. Instead, it’s another of my periodic reminders to the thick, curvy women out there that phat is fine, more than fine in point of fact. The majority of men, and not a few women, either don’t care or prefer your soft, curvy bodies.

And, just so you know, we men are actually evolutionarily hardwired to prefer curvy women for long-term relationships and reproduction. Hence, you’ve no reason not to strap on that bikini and walk proudly. Men, especially men looking for more than a hookup or fling, are going to appreciate your doing so will likely express that appreciation. 😉

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Bikini Interlude – A Soft Edition

OK; there’s a little more than the usual sharing of prurient pleasure to this particular Bikini Interlude. Given the time of year and the changes of lifestyle brought on by the multi-year pandemic, this is also a reminder that a woman with a soft, curving body in a bikini – preferably barely in one – looks damn fine to most men. 😉

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Seek Thou One Of Biblical Proportions And Cleave Unto Her

I’m very much not any form of Christian, despite having extensively studied their holy works and related texts in various languages, including the original ones in some, mostly New Testament cases. Still, the Bible does hold a lot of wisdom in it, much of which is either directly applicably to today or can be extrapolated to fit with today’s world (If, in many cases, one gets past both accidental and deliberate mistranslations).

A perfect case in point being the entirety of Proverbs, especially Proverbs 5, and most especially Proverbs 5:19:

Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

— Proverbs 5:19 KJV

See? This is why, despite being truly theologically, cosmologically, and ontologically opposed to the basic premises underlying Christians’ faith – a single, omniscient, omnipotent God who both made Creation and is Benevolent, I have a respect and fondness for the Bible, especially the Old Testament. The Bible, again especially the Old Testament, sets forth a lot of ways for people to live “rightly” and fairly well, and in those chapters, it includes nuggets of applicable wisdom on how to do so instead of just saying go forth and do this or go forth and don’t do this.

The entirety of Proverbs 5 can be summed up as an admonition to young men to not be promiscuous manwhores, dawgs, or players, but, instead, to find a good woman and stay with her. Then, in verse 19, it gives practical advice on what sort of woman to choose so that a man can better and more easily abide by the stricture. 😉

Carry on, be thee wayward or steadfast,
— jonolan, DTh, DD, MLang

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Let me guess, like the rat in this cartoon, you’ve repurposed any exercise equipment you’ve purchased and moved on to less strenuous pursuits – like Netflix, Gaming, and the consumption of “comfort foods.” 😉 Hell! You probably did that months ago, but I didn’t bother chiding anyone about it in early February like I normally do because adjustments in expectations had to be made due to the economic, societal, and psychological malaise brought on by the panicdemic.

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With All That’s Gone On, Inspiration Is Hard To Find

I do get it. With the extended lock-downs and closures of gyms across America, combined with many people’s lingering terror of being around other people, it’s been hard to find inspiration to get and/or keep fit. It’s not like we get the positive reinforcement of seeing fine fitness babes anymore.

But, it’s not all doom and gloom. The lack of motivation to exercise combined with the dramatic increase in home culinary practices has ushered in a new era in which hard is less “in” and soft is more so than it had been previously.

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Soft Is The New Safe

So, once again it proves that COVID-19 and the panic that still surrounds it isn’t 100% bad. If nothing else, it has marked a decline in body shaming.

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