Reflections From a Murky Pond

Hehe. I do so love a woman who knows what she wants, where she wants it, and how to let us all know it. This especially holds true when it comes to kisses under the mistletoe.

Oh, and Ladies, the product actually exists. You can in fact easily and fairly cheaply purchase mistletoe belly button jewelry to aid you in getting the Christmas kisses you really want. 😉 Or, you could even get yourself some mistletoe temporary tattoos to put where you’d like to be kissed.

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It’s a common question by- and point contention between women. Do men prefer big boobs or small boobs. It’s also more than a bit nonsensical since even gay men like boobs.

Yes, Most Of Us Like Big Boobs

It’s simple truth that the vast majority of men like big boobs. And, by and large, we don’t care whether those boobs are wholly real or artificially augmented, though various studies indicate that the majority of us prefer boobs that look reasonably natural. Again though, these are preferences, not hard, binary toggles of like vs. dislike.

But Most Of Us Also Like Small Boobs

Yeah, some of us men actually prefer small boobs, and very few of who prefer larger ones will turn down smaller ones. Small boobs may not have a lot going for them but most men think what they do have going for them goes a long, long way. Hence, we like small boobs too.

But, at the end of the day – and/or the beginning, or any time(s) between – in the controversy between big boobs and small boobs, men prefer blowjobs. 😉 Or pussy. Or Ass. Pretty much any sex act – or, for many men, any form of physically demonstrated affection – will win out over a woman’s boob size.

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The month-long “holiday” of Ramadan does present Muslims with a few issues. 😉 Combined with Islamic fiqh on other forms of intercourse, this makes for a potential boring month.

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Remember, the are other issues with dating a vegan than the ever-so-expected moralizing screeds and low-to-mid grade, constant anger at the world. The sad fact that they refuse to ingest “animal products” acts a limiter on certain popular entertainments. 😉

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Madonna For Hillary – The Oldest PAC

On Tuesday, 18 October 2016, aging pop star Madonna raised some eyebrows by offering to give blow jobs to voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.

— Madonna

OK, leaving aside the fact that any mention of oral sex and the Clintons is “matrimonially insensitive,” this begs the question of since when did prostitution become the manner in which women promoted other women in society, business, and/or politics?

Given that prostitution is rightfully called the oldest profession, I’d hazard the guess that it’s been the manner such things were done since we invented society, business, and politics. Think of it as the oldest PAC. 😛

Of course, the utter lack of outrage among the Feminists shows their hypocrisy in the matter. Given that even “Sex Positive” Feminists – is that an oxymoron or a unicorn? – are against blow jobs and stridently against swallowing, the lack of outrage on their part shows the world that they don’t have a moral position, only a political one.

And…There’s that pesky, little matter of US Federal law. Madonna’s offer to fellate men who vote for Hillary may run afoul of the penumbra of 18 U.S. Code § 597. I’m force to say “may” because that statute requires an expenditure and one could easily argue that Madonna would be spending nothing to suck off these men. Indeed! One could argue that it’s the men who would be “spending.” 😆 Also, as prostitute isn’t legal in America, there may be an odd loophole where an illegal expenditure can’t be legally classed as an expenditure for purposes of the law.

NOTE: Just enjoy or hate the sarcasm. I’m very well aware that Madonna said this as part of her intro for comedienne Amy Schumer at her recent Madison Square Gardens performance. As such, this was all in good, “clean” fun. Hell! If it wasn’t, old Slick Willy would already be line up. 😛

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This entry was posted on Thursday, October 27th, 2016 at 1:39 pm and is filed under 2016 Election, Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.