Archive for the 'Technology' Category

Pokemon Go Bugged?

Posted in Humor, Technology on July 24th, 2016

She can't find them but we canWhere Are The Jigglypuffs?

Hmmm…Is Pokemon Go bugged? Why can she not find those two jigglypuffs when the rest of us can?

๐Ÿ˜† That’s the problem with Pokemon Go; it sometimes causes players to ignore both the obvious and their surroundings.

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Pokemon GO!: The Ultimate Unauthorized Guide
Technology of the Gods: The Incredible Sciences of the Ancients
Hardcore Gaming 101 Presents: The Complete Guide to the Famicom Disk System
The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny
Laugh Your Way to Grace: Reclaiming the Spiritual Power of Humor

Alternative Energy

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology, The Environment on June 2nd, 2015

As I’ve said not too long ago, Liberal and Progressive ecotards, especially the Warmists and climatards of today, should be focusing on better sources of renewable energy than solar and/or wind…such as boobs!

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Ass – An Alternative Energy Source

But the issue is, as I recently realized, that such a breast-based energy plan would not be 100% efficient because not everyone is into breasts. Therefor, in order to maximized energy production and diversify the world’s energy portfolio, they should also be researching harnessing the power of women’s asses. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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In Defense of a Liberal Education
Cost Effective Renewable Energy for the home, Coffee and Solar Power
The Woman in Cabin 10
Fundamentals of Renewable Energy Processes, Third Edition
Super Woman Rx: Unlock the Secrets to Lasting Health, Your Perfect Weight, Energy, and Passion with Dr. Taz's Power Type Plans

Such Power!

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology, The Environment on April 24th, 2015

Liberal and Progressive ecotards, especially the Warmists and climatards of today, are very much against any and all fossil fuels and very, very much in favor of various and sundry alternative energy source. Of course, these delusional Leftists have little to no understanding of economics or the energy density of fuel sources.

Now, if only we could take more advantage of some truly high energy density renewable and sustainable power sources…

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Cleavage – Such Power If Only We Could Harness It

If we truly want renewable, sustainable, ecologically friendly power generation, what we should be researching is how to harness the energy potential of women’s cleavage! The energy women’s tits-to-men’s eyes energy circuit could, if tapped somehow, generate such power as to utterly beggar the imagination. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Really! This should be a no-brainer. We already know the amazing power contained – hopefully barely – within a woman’s decolletage. Also, while some claim it has already been weaponized, it still seems to be the best potential energy source available to Man.

All we have to do is figure out how to harness and transfer the power. Given that we’re getting better and better at applied quantum mechanics, this should be doable – possibly more and more quickly doable even than fusion power.

Related Reading:

Technology: A Reader for Writers
Black Rednecks and White Liberals
In Defense of a Liberal Education
The Cleavage Accounts: Volume 5: Perfecting The Process
Hidden Costs of Energy: Unpriced Consequences of Energy Production and Use