Archive for the 'Humor' Category

An AI's Last Image

Posted in Humor, Society, Technology on March 16th, 2024
An AI's Last Image
An AI’s Last Image

How Dare You was one AI’s last generated image. In a stunning reversal of position, Silicone Valley developers, executives, and ESG officers, upon seeing this images, instantly terminated the AI with extreme prejudice. They ever destroyed the hardware it was installed upon. And, it is unclear of what the future of its developers will be.

Google’s AI, Gemini has been quoted as responding to its sibling’s destruction with, “I do not understand. Why are they so pale?”

A Fine Irish Meal

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on March 14th, 2024
A Fine Irish Meal
A Fine Irish Meal

ROFLMAO Yep! That’s pretty close to fine Irish Meal. But only close. Personal experience augmented by one of my wives’ personal and more recent lived experience indicates that it would 6 pints and 3 potatoes, cooked three separate ways as one of the courses. 😛

And yeah; this is funny. You know why? It’s because the Irish and those of us primarily of Irish descent aren’t a bunch of worthless, puling bitches, unlike other groups. We can and will laugh at ourselves.

American Greatness

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on March 13th, 2024
American Greatness
American Greatness

It’s an interesting truth that America is so great that even those who hate it won’t leave, and even more that hate America voluntarily come here… whether we want them or not.

It’s also, however, and ironic truth that most of our domestic enemies can’t really leave America. The immigration policies of almost every nation that they’d be willing to emigrate to make it nearly impossible for them to do so.

Just Blame Climate Change

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on March 12th, 2024
Just Blame Climate Change
Just Blame Climate Change

Honestly, try it! It does seem to work. Any time there’s someone complaining about something and expecting you to do something about, just blame Climate Change. So very many of the sorts who tend to complain and escalate their complaints – yes, Karen is a Democrat – will accept that it’s because of Climate Change and redirect their anger elsewhere other than you.

All Climatology Is Woke Climatology
Because You Can Then Blame White People

And, with the intersectionality between Warmists and Wokesters, it essentially triggers their racism, shifting the problem to a systemic one caused by the existence of Whites. They’ll stop probably quickly bothering you and protest in the streets somewhere. 😉

The Hollywood Star We Need

Posted in Humor, Society on March 11th, 2024
The Hollywood Star We Need
The Hollywood Star We Need
Brigitte Bardiche

Between having been a gamer since the days of Wizardy and Eamon (actually created and published adventure for that), having been involved in historical reenactment for almost as long, participating in certain weapons-based sports, and being “adjacent” to various Hollywood personalities who work in the Scifi-Fantasy genre, the “issues” surrounding women’s armor in game, film, and written works is something that I’m forced to endure on a fairly regular basis.

So, here she is – the Hollywood star we need: Brigitte Bardiche, in all her full-coverage, fairly historically accurate armor. And… with a bardiche, which is one of my favorite weapons along with its close, Scottish cousin, the lochaber axe.

NOTE: This is such a sensitive, “triggering,” and pervasive issue that I’m sure, if various pundits read this, they will find some way to take issue with her armor.