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Open Wider!

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 21st, 2010

As President Obama and coterie of filthy, egotistical Liberals in Congress have shown throughout the war over America’s essential liberties and Healthcare, they are only willing to offer we, the People two choices.

Obama - Open Wider Or It's Going Up Your Ass
ObamaCare – Open Wider Or We’ll Shove It Up Your Ass, America!

That’s the “choices” that President Obama, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Leader Harry Reid, and their gaggle of criminals and traitors are “offering” the American people – open wide and swallow this poison pill or be bent over and have it rammed up our collective ass.

I’m not sure, however, if the American people will decide to accept these choices. We may well refuse both to swallow Obama’s poison and refuse to meekly accept his and his Liberals’ attempt to figuratively ass rape the country. Unlike many of Obama’s supporters, we’re not OK with being “bitches” who are “punked out” for “commissary.” ;-)

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Whipping The Vote

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 21st, 2010

Supposedly today is the “big” day. The Liberals currently trying to reign of Congress and a fractious American people are going to attempt their two-for-one vote on ObamaCare.

It’s a good bet that President Obama has, carefully out of the People’s sight behind close doors, been attempting to make this legislation a bit more palatable to the 20-some Democrats who still listen somewhat to their constituencies.

Obama Whipping The Vote For ObamaCare - a vain attempt to make garbage palatable
Filth Is Filth, Irrespective Of The Cherries On Top

Americans will just have to hope that these Representatives have enough sense to know that a pile of garbage is still a pile of garbage no matter who many sweet toppings – or bribes – that Obama and his cabal of Liberals pile on top. ;-)

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An American Divorce

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 19th, 2010

Some marriages go the distance and others fall apart, sometimes even within the 1st year. Most often the failures are the result of the parties not entering into the relationship for the right reasons.

An American Divorce - Irreconcilable Differences from Draw For Truth
It Was A Case Of Irreconcilable Differences

There are a lot of reasons why this relationship failed, but with one partner Hoping to Change the other from the outset, it was a foregone conclusion that it wouldn’t last long.

I’m just not looking forward to the custody battle with each side wanting to not get custody of Congress. :P

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NOTE: This image was shamelessly stolen from Draw For Truth.  No copyright details or contact methods were available and it was just too damn good to pass up.  The image will, of course, be removed immediately upon the request of its creator / rights owner.

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