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Don’t Be Sinophobic!

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on April 7th, 2020

In These Coronavirus Times, Don’t Be Sinophobic

As, according to certain sorts, one of the greatest perils of the Coronavirus panic is Sinophobia – well, now at least, since our President called it a China virus; before that the media had no issues – we Americans, especially us White Men, need to step up and do the right thing. 😉

And, of course, by the “right thing,” I mean one or Chinese girls. We so need to show that we’re not racist and, if that means, putting ourselves at risk, then so be it. After all, the sorts who are complaining demand that we harm ourselves for the betterment of more protected races.

Sure, it might not be as safe as we’ve come to expect, but it’s the right thing to do, Gentlemen.

NOTE: Not all of these Asian beauties are Chinese. Simply put, the one point upon which I agree with our detractors is that we Americans are not very good at identifying non-Europeans at all.

Trump Campaign Gets Caught

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics on April 3rd, 2020
Trump Campaign Gets Caught

Well, the damned, dirty, Trumpian Fascists of The Donald’s reelection campaign just got caught red-handed … doing something truly awesome and trying to do it anonymously so as to not have it seen to be part of their jobs as the POTUS’ campaign organization.

Since last Thursday, President Trump’s reelection campaign staff has been calling up local restaurants in the Blue Wall states: New York, New Jersey, Washington, and Michigan, and placing large orders of food to be delivered to more than a dozen hospitals in those crisis areas.

It’s a damned good thing that they got caught at it! Who knows what could have happened if their sort continued to support both local restaurants and front-line medical personnel during this pandemic.

A Modern Interpretation

Posted in Humor, Society on April 3rd, 2020
A Modern Interpretation Of The Creation Of Adam

Given that Pastiche, often such that blur the borders with Parody is a very common artistic genre in the modern world, the above seems the perfect Modern Interpretation of Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam.

Dog Days Of Quarantine

Posted in Humor, Society on April 2nd, 2020
By Day 10 of the Quarantine even dogs are ruing their wish that their humans would stay home
Dog Days Of Quarantine – Day 10

It’s an odd fact that, with so many people being severely impacted by the Pandemic Panic of 2020, their Shelter In Place lifestyles are even causing sadness, frustration, and disillusionment among America’s dog population. For so long, dogs have wished for their humans to stay home. Now, having gotten their wish, they’ve been forced to learn Aesop’s wisdom.

CNN’s Virus Countermeasures

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 31st, 2020
CNN’s Virus Countermeasures – Lie From Home

The Lamestream Media has taken heretofore unprecedented steps to protect its “journalists” during the Coronavirus pandemic. CNN has even instructed them to lie from home rather than from in the field.

Then, that’s the advantage of working for CNN during the (mis)information age; you can pretend to report upon the news from almost anywhere.