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Divided Democrats

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on May 27th, 2016

Divided Democrat Party
Hillary v. Bernie – Divided Democrats

The Lamestream media may prefer, as good Praetorians are wont, to showcase the supposed division of the Republican party, but it is the Democrat party which is most truly divided. The war between Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders has divided that party most severely.

Given that the two candidates in question are differentiated only by gender, this schism is amusing.

They say that you can lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig but I sure as Hell don’t want to know where a Liberal or Progressive is going to put lipstick on this ass. 😆

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Why Mommy is a Democrat

2016 Political Outlook

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on May 23rd, 2016

At the risk, such at it us, of sounding like a person of my age of any given generation, the 2016 elections seem to be one of America’s true watershed moments. To me it seems that we as a nation and people are and have been treading water in the middle of the Rubicon and are finally at the point where me must choose to: cross back to our own lands, cross over into something else, or simply allow ourselves to sink and drown.

Half Empty, Half Full, Piss
The 2016 Political Outlook

And, more so than has been usually the case, the major political players are each stark, living banners of the political, moral, and philosophical outlooks of the various subsets of America’s electorate.

Shall we make America great again by restoring and renewing it? Shall we further its transformation into something utterly unrecognizable? Or shall we drown, in this case in the effluvia of our own waste?

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Hard Choices

Well, He Asked For It

Posted in Humor, Society on May 23rd, 2016

And here we see a stupid thug forgetting to be careful about what one asks for lest you receive it in full measure.

Well, He Asked For it

And….SPLAT! 😆 This is most definitely one of the most poetically funny videos I’ve ever seen. That is exactly how the immediate response by law enforcement to these thugs should be.

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