Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Please Be More Specific

Posted in Humor, Musings, Politics on September 30th, 2014

It strikes me as more than a little odd that the US Secret Service has provided such seemingly piss-poor protection to Obama, especially since he’s supposedly the most threatened POTUS is recorded history.

Secret Service questions whether or not Obama should be in the White House
Could You Be More Specific

It sometimes makes me wonder if the Secret Service doesn’t actually believe that protecting Obama from assassination is actually in the best interests of America.

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Things That Matter: Three Decades of Passions, Pastimes and Politics
The House on Tradd Street
Thinking Strategically: The Competitive Edge in Business, Politics, and Everyday Life (Norton Paperback)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (James Bond)
Sh*t My Dad Says

Kerry’s Correspondence

Posted in Humor, Politics on September 25th, 2014

Obama’s latest Secretary of State, John Kerry actually publicly said that the threats posed by Climate Change should be addressed with as much “immediacy” as confronting ISIS. Yes, it’s true; Kerry believe there’s a direct correspondence between these threats.

Climate Change Is Just Like ISIS
Climate Change and Haircuts

I suppose he’s close to right…if there’s a similar correspondence or equivalency between beheading and haircuts.

Of course this is coming out of the mouth of an individual who first made his fame by drawing a similar correspondence between his supposed brothers in the US military and the terrorists of the Viet Cong…

Related Reading:

The History of the Sunni and Shia Split: Understanding the Divisions within Islam
Global Warming: The Complete Briefing
Running Out My Guns: A Collection of Advices (Observations, Remarks, and Advices)
The Islamist: Why I Became an Islamic Fundamentalist, What I Saw Inside, and Why I Left
Islam: Religion of Bigots

Chai-Hulud!

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Humor, Society on September 25th, 2014

Hal Yawm! Chai-Hulud, called at times, “The Great Barrista,” demands that the pumpkin spice must flow. Kull Wahad!

The Pumpkin Spice must flow
The Pumpkin Spice Must Flow

Yes! Something resembling Autumn is upon us and, in America at least, ’tis the season when anything and everything will be available in Pumpkin Spice flavor. Oh joy :-|

Related Reading:

The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny
Pour Your Heart Into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time
Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor Volume I
Awesome Autumn
The Pumpkin Book