Reflections From a Murky Pond

ROFLMAO. It is a little hard to respect the dignity of a court who’s bringing out and listening to the testimony of a teen stripper turned porn actress, the porn director. It’s even harder to believe in the dignity of a court that is nothing but Democrats’ attempt to keep President Trump from returning to the office and position that they stole from him in 2020.

This is the Cybertruck packaging. Oh, it’s not how Tesla will deliver one to you. It’s how you’ll likely box it up to be taken away later. 😉

Five years, give or take a bit, Markey and AOC introduced their idiotic, woke socialism disguised as environmental action, the Green New Deal. Of course, nothing came of it.

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A Green Deal Americans Would Accept

See? There’s a fine new green deal Americans would not only accept, but wholeheartedly get on board with. American’s love green deals, just not ones that do little to nothing other than transfer the wealth from the makers who earned it to the takers and eaters who Democrats pander to. Americans would far more prefer and endorse a green deal that both provided us with children and didn’t try to prevent us from passing on the wealth we earned to them.

Lovekraft’s Tentacles & Cheese, a dinner so good it’ll drive you made. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl lllln’gha. 😆

I love and laugh at this, though I’m fully cognizant of how few people will understand why I find this funny, or why in the world I titled it “Vintage Japanese Prison Porn.”

So, let me explicate…

Why Vintage Japanese Prison Porn

• The art style is a fusion of Western Cartoon and Japanese Ukiyo-e, which also influenced Western art;
• She’s obviously a high-ranking Yakuza, probably an oyabun, given her level of tattooing;
• The origin of Yakuzas’ tattooing is from 17th-19th Centuries Japanese practice of irezumi kei (tattoo penalty), where criminals were tattooed as part of their punishment;
• She’s tied up Shibari or Kinabku style – you pendants can argue about which term is right – which was derived from Hojōjutsu, a method of restraining, torturing, and displaying prisoners in feudal Japan.

So, there you have it – why my humor and snark was engaged by this image and why I’ve titled it here as “Vintage Japanese Prison Porn.” 😉