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Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 25th, 2014

As America braces itself for yet another round of race riots, looting, and generalized feral behavior from the ghetto thugs in Ferguson, MO and the greater St. Louis area, it behooves the more civilized members of the nation to act as the vermin’s keepers and overseers. Hence, here’s a suggestion for reworking their battle chant of, “Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!”

Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

At least for the women involved this is probably the best way of joining into this sort of frenzy. One, the police are far from likely to shoot a woman such dishabille and position. Two, the hand bra, with its underboob and sideboob presentation is sure to garner them the level of attention their craving. And three, this sort of display is likely to increase the otherwise deservedly lacking level of sympathy towards these race-baiting rioters, looters, and grievance-mongers. ;-)

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The Experiments of Dr. Vermin
St. Louis Then and Now (Then & Now)
Society: The Basics (10th Edition)
The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition: Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries (Snark Series)
Black Protest and the Great Migration: A Brief History with Documents (Bedford Cultural Editions Series)

ISIS Sex Slaves Rescued

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on October 23rd, 2014

Breaking News: Despite ongoing claims by the Obama Regime that we’d have no “boots on the ground” in Iraq and/or Syria, US Marines have recently rescued a bunch of ISIS’ sex slaves.

USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves
USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves

While I praise the USMC for their unflagging commitment to morality and for making such a strategic strike against the Jihadis’ morale and operational efficiency, I’m left somewhat ambivalent. Yes, it’s good to prevent this particular Muslim predilection; yes, it’s good to to destroy the Muslims’ morale by freeing their sex slaves; but doing so comes with long-term consequences.

Every load of sperm some filthy Muslim spends inside a sheep, goat, or other farm animal is one that it didn’t spend inside something that could later squeeze out a new generation of these vermin that our children will have to fight against. Hence, I’m not sure if this was a wise idea. ;-)

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Running (Corp Justice Series)
The First Muslim: The Story of Muhammad
Raising Goats Naturally: The Complete Guide to Milk, Meat and More
Becoming Evil: How Ordinary People Commit Genocide and Mass Killing
Syria: The Fall of the House of Assad; New Updated Edition

Lewinski’s Lament

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 21st, 2014

Damn! Time certainly flies. It seems like just yesterday that Monica was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything into her mouth, and now she is all grown up…into another whining, self-absorbed, responsibility-dodging, Liberal, attention whore.

Want to bet we will be the victims of a “leaked” Monica Lewinsky-Sandra Fluke lesbo sex tape soon? 8-O

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Blood Feud: The Clintons vs. the Obamas
Congressional Government A Study in American Politics
What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
America
America: Imagine a World without Her