Archive for June, 2009

Iran’s Official Report

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 28th, 2009

I think it’s important to present multiple, conflicting side of major world events. Since all – and I mean all – people are biased, this gives the best chance of reaching a close approximation of the truth.

So…In light of that:

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The Green Revolution According to Khamenei & Ahmedinejad

You have to give them credit; for a pair of subhuman vermin who mock mankind by their poor aping of his ways, they do possess a certain crude form creativity. In many ways it’s similar to manner in which chimpanzees use stripped wooden twigs to harvest termites ๐Ÿ˜‰

Recycling Michael

Posted in Humor, Society on June 28th, 2009

Michael  Jackson - A sick, perverted pedophile freak. Oh Goddess! Let there be a Hell so that he might writhe in it for eternity!On Thursday, June 24, 2009 Michael Jackson, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” died at the age of 50 from a cardiac arrest, possibly as a result of an overdose of Demerol.

Michael Jackson’s remains will neither be buried nor cremated. Instead Michael Jackson’s body will be recycled into shopping bags.

This will ensure that Jackson remains White, plastic, and dangerous for small children to play with. ๐Ÿ˜‰

The Maggots Rejoice

Posted in Politics, The Environment on June 27th, 2009

On Friday, June 26, 2006, the vote for the abomination and act of treason euphemistically called the American Clean Energy Security Act passed on the House floor by a narrow margin of a mere seven votes. The final House vote was 219-212.

Despite the Herculean patriotic efforts of Republican leader, John A. Boehner (R-OH), and despite 43 Democrats proving that at least some of their Party aren’t traitors by voting against this destructive legislation, the Liberals in the House of Representatives managed to push this America destroying piece of filth though.

Despite the fact that, at literally the very last minute – 3:09 AM, Friday, June 26, 2006 – and with no time for any sort of review, Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) added a 300+ page amendment to the already 1000+ page bill, the Leftist maggots feasting on the fresh corpse of America got their Cap & Tax bill through the House.

Jackass Liberals Enjoy Destroying Uncle Sam with Cap & Tax
Happy Liberals – They’ve been waiting so long to destroy America

This abomination – Obamanation really, since President Obama and his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel used every trick of Chicago politics to get it passed – largely because 8 Republicans proved themselves to be enemies of both Party and Nation by voting in favor of this evil, anti-American bill.

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Obama’s Answer

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 25th, 2009

Little boys grow up to into adult males; sometimes they actually grow up into Men. A very small few grow up to be President of the United States. In all cases though the answers to questions they had as a boy will be reflected in the answers to questions they have as adults.

A Young Obama always had an answer; it was just always the same answer
Obama’s Answer: Government – Irrespective of the Question

President Obama was and is an intelligent person. He likely nearly always had a ready answer to questions as a boy. Sadly, given his current predilections, it was likely to have always been the same answer…

I call it the law of the instrument, and it may be formulated as follows: Give a small boy a hammer, and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

— Abraham Kaplan
The Conduct of Inquiry: Methodology for Behavioral Science

When the small boy with a hammer grows up into a Liberal POTUS with a federal government at his disposal all us end up being “nails” and the whole country ends up with a gigantic headache. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Khamenei’s Blog

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 25th, 2009

Web 2.0 and what is now called the “New Media” are swiftly becoming pervasive in the world. Even the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has taken up blogging.

Blogging in Iran: Beating plus Flogging; we call it Blogging
Beating plus Flogging; we call it Blogging

Of course, due to cultural and linguistic differences, the Ayatollah Khamenei, the Revolutionary Guard, and the Basij enforcers have a different definition of the world “Blogging.”