Recycling Michael

Michael  Jackson - A sick, perverted pedophile freak. Oh Goddess! Let there be a Hell so that he might writhe in it for eternity!On Thursday, June 24, 2009 Michael Jackson, the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” died at the age of 50 from a cardiac arrest, possibly as a result of an overdose of Demerol.

Michael Jackson’s remains will neither be buried nor cremated. Instead Michael Jackson’s body will be recycled into shopping bags.

This will ensure that Jackson remains White, plastic, and dangerous for small children to play with. 😉

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8 Responses to “Recycling Michael”

  1. Karita Says:

    Hilarious! Finally, someone who isn’t idolising him!

  2. jonolan Says:

    Karita,

    Michael Jackson was a sick, perverted freak and a pedophile who used his wealth and celebrity to escape the law. That is ALL that he was. Anything else this piece of subhuman filth might have done in the course of its misborn existence is both immaterial and irrelevant.

    Those that idolize this vermin are very little better than it was.

    Jackson, in all of its depravity, is a subject for derision and and mockery, not idolization.

  3. Karita Says:

    I agree, that (from what I saw about him on the news) he seemed to be a very sick human being, and I am tempted to deride him, but when I stop to think (jokes about his appearance aside) I belive that God calls me to show compassion, even though my human failings tell me to mock and judge.

  4. jonolan Says:

    Fair enough, Karita. You and I worship different Gods though, and those I follow are not so forgiving or compassionate, nor do they command me to be so.

  5. RS Says:

    Jordan Chandler admits he lied about Michael Jackson??

    http://awkwardstar.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/jordan-chandler-hoax/

    NOTE: The link was broken so I fixed it.

  6. jonolan Says:

    It’s possible I suppose, RS, but I wouldn’t put too much faith in an unsubstantiated claim that Chandler retracted his accusation. I also wouldn’t put too much faith in the truth of the retraction if he did make it – especially since he could describe Jackson genitalia well enough for the police to continue the investigation. Though it wasn’t an exact match, most likely due to a lack of uniqueness.

    Also, that would only be one of the multiple accusations of pedophilia by unrelated children made against Jackson.

    When there’s that much smoke, there’s bound to fire

  7. SoCalGal Says:

    You are all so ignorant. Why don’t you research the allegations instead of regurgitating what you heard on the biased mainstream media? There’s so much proof on the Internet of Michael Jackson’s innocence but you are all just too lazy to investigate. Instead, you accuse when you have no right to, and believe the lies. Try this:

    http://tinyurl.com/nf9z82
    http://tinyurl.com/m7sgr3

  8. jonolan Says:

    So…let me see – A “true crimes” fiction author who is supported by Al Sharpton and a relatively anonymous blogger are supposed to worthy of consideration as a counterpoint to all the rest of the media and the court reports?

    Please, Bitch! Go back to your crack pipe and leave humankind alone. Don’t get above yourself and tell actual people what they have the right to do.

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