Spicy British Humor

Spicy British Humor
Spicy British Humor

In the minds of the majority of Americans, British humor is thought of the same as they think of British cuisine – dry and bland. Well, in truth, British humor and food can be quite spicy. 😆

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Marry Your Best Friend?

Marry Your Best Friend?
Marry Your Best Friend?

Marry your best friend they said! Your wife should be your closest friend they said! Yeah… I know what my friends and I did to each other as jokes. 😆

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I Want To Be A Transformer

I Want To Be A Transformer
I Want To Be A Transformer, Dad!

Poor, little girl. She wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween, but her dad couldn’t resist the joke. Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

C’mon, Gentlemen! There’s a time and place for Dad Jokes and your princess’ costume isn’t it. 😆

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Ancient Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes, I’m pretty sure they’ve been in existence since Man developed language and there were family structures with fathers in evidence.

I have a joke about Jason and his Argonauts, but it’s kind of long

I have a joke about Hector, but the punchline’s a drag

I have a joke about Boreas, but it’s a bit long-winded

I have a Medusa joke; it’s pretty rock solid

I have a joke about Hephaestus, but it’s pretty lame

I have a joke about Procrustes, but it’s a bit of a stretch

I have a joke about Galatea, but it stats out a bit stiff

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(Ancient Dad Jokes)

Now sure; these are only ones from the Hellenistic period and are specific the Mediterranean region where the ancient Greek city-states dominated the culture. That’s a necessary focus because written language is needed in order to record these bits of humor… and I’m so not going to fight my way through hieratic, cuneiform, or hanzi! 😆

And, for the pendants among us, you could say that aren’t ancient dad jokes; they’re Classical dad jokes.

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You Know It’s Bad …

You Know It's Bad … When Blonds Are Telling Ocasio-Cortez Jokes
You Know It’s Bad …

Yeah, you know it’s bad when blondes, traditional the butt of jokes about stupidity, are telling Ocasio-Cortez jokes. 😉

But AOC Jokes Are Just So Easy

What both makes such jokes easy enough for a blonde to get and maddening for the rest of Americans is that the jokes are really not much more than just retelling what AOC actually said, wrote, or did.

But then, intelligence is no longer a criteria for Democrat politicians to get elected and AOC did meet their actual criteria.

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