I Want To Be A Transformer

I Want To Be A Transformer
I Want To Be A Transformer, Dad!

Poor, little girl. She wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween, but her dad couldn’t resist the joke. Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

C’mon, Gentlemen! There’s a time and place for Dad Jokes and your princess’ costume isn’t it. 😆

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Ancient Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes, I’m pretty sure they’ve been in existence since Man developed language and there were family structures with fathers in evidence.

I have a joke about Jason and his Argonauts, but it’s kind of long

I have a joke about Hector, but the punchline’s a drag

I have a joke about Boreas, but it’s a bit long-winded

I have a Medusa joke; it’s pretty rock solid

I have a joke about Hephaestus, but it’s pretty lame

I have a joke about Procrustes, but it’s a bit of a stretch

I have a joke about Galatea, but it stats out a bit stiff

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(Ancient Dad Jokes)

Now sure; these are only ones from the Hellenistic period and are specific the Mediterranean region where the ancient Greek city-states dominated the culture. That’s a necessary focus because written language is needed in order to record these bits of humor… and I’m so not going to fight my way through hieratic, cuneiform, or hanzi! 😆

And, for the pendants among us, you could say that aren’t ancient dad jokes; they’re Classical dad jokes.

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You Know It’s Bad …

You Know It's Bad … When Blonds Are Telling Ocasio-Cortez Jokes
You Know It’s Bad …

Yeah, you know it’s bad when blondes, traditional the butt of jokes about stupidity, are telling Ocasio-Cortez jokes. 😉

But AOC Jokes Are Just So Easy

What both makes such jokes easy enough for a blonde to get and maddening for the rest of Americans is that the jokes are really not much more than just retelling what AOC actually said, wrote, or did.

But then, intelligence is no longer a criteria for Democrat politicians to get elected and AOC did meet their actual criteria.

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A Republican At A Bar

Maintaining a certain sense of humor, both about ourselves and our enemies, both foreign and domestic – especially the domestic ones – is important to the maintenance of Americans’ mental and physical health. After all, laughter both releases stress and clears the minds decks, thereby allowing us to put things into more realistic perspectives.

Certainly better than being bitter and paranoid.

So…A bit of joke for our health and enjoyment:

A Republican is Sitting in a Bar…

A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP Make America Great Again cap, with two beers sitting in front of him.

The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender…. but not for the ‘Republican’.

Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the ‘Union Boss’.

After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, “Thank you!”

A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.

Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, “What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts…?”

“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”

ROFLMAO And that is how a businessman can teach even a Left-Wing Unionist a valuable lesson in both economics and proper behavior. 😉

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Shit Just Got Real

Shit Just Got Real
Shit Just Got Real 😀

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