It's Built. Will They Come?

The Donut Holster. It's Built. Will They Come?
It’s Built. Will They Come?

“If you build it, they will come,” is not just a movie line or trope; it’s a basic premise of product development and marketing. Well, the Donut Holster has been built, but will they come?

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Introducing The Daomaki

Introducing The Daomaki
Introducing The Daomaki

And now, introducing Japan’s newest sushi sensation, the Daomaki (or Dลmaki in Go-on/Wa-on speech). After all, the Dao encompasses everything. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Kale Is So Versatile

Kale Is So Versatile
Kale Is So Versatile

Nope! No politics, no culture war, no generational crap. I just hate kale. My whole family does. And, we’ve tried it in a plethora of ways in the hope of finding one we could stomach. And no! Kale is green manure, not food!

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Irish Food Pyramid

Irish Food Pyramid
Irish Food Pyramid

I present you the Irish Food Pyramid. ๐Ÿ˜† And yes, while you can easily get just about any cuisine that you want in Ireland’s cities, this does sum up classic Irish food in general, or so personal and anecdotal evidence, as well as lived experience, strongly indicates.

Oh, and why can I make fun of my own friends and relatives in Ireland? It’s because, unlike certain sorts, the Irish aren’t fecking, skittering, perennially cheesed off omadhauns.

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Old Bay Trolls PETA

Old Bay Trolls PETA So Well
Old Bay Trolls PETA So Well

Yeah, attacking crabbing in Maryland is right down there with the greatest bits of stupidity in history. But then, PETA is known for stupidity almost as much as their known sluttish displays and child abuse. They should have known that Old Bay would get spicy with them. ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh, and by the way, no matter what the wastes of some men’s seed of PETA claim, seafood is awesome.

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