Tasty Tasty Abomination

Such A Tasty, Tasty Abomination

Right at the start, let me say that I love ham, and that includes the mechanically extruded and recombined deli hams, which are quick, easy, and awesome for sandwiches. But yeah, it’s a culinary abomination – a tasty, tasty one though. 😉

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The Left’s Shitty Logic

The Left's Shitty Logic
The Left’s Shitty Logic

This is a nigh-on perfect example of the Left’s shitty logic. Supposedly, in 2020, COVID-19 caused a nationwide toilet paper shortage, but in 2026, a wide-sweeping Cyclospora outbreak hasn’t. Yeah, because coughs and sniffles impact toilet paper stocks so much more than recurring explosive diarrhea! 🙄 Yeah, make that logic make sense. 😆

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A New Cut

A New Cut - Filet Minion
A New Cut – Filet Minion

A new cut of steak for your dinner party – filet minion. 😆 And yes! I know this was a particularly despicable joke.

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Dinner!

LoveKraft's Tentacles & Cheese - A Dinner You'll Go Mad For
A Dinner You’ll Go Mad For

Lovekraft’s Tentacles & Cheese, a dinner so good it’ll drive you made. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl lllln’gha. 😆

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Chicken Fried Bacon

Chicken Fried Bacon
Chicken Fried Bacon

Oh Fucking Yeah! Chicken fried bacon with sawmill gravy – because ‘Murica! Add in a few eggs – sunnyside up or over easy for me – and you’ve got a breakfast made in the God(s)’ country. Or chop that chicken fried bacon up and put it and that gravy over a big bowl of buttery grits.

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