Yeah, Kalen Allen’s shtick includes more than a little racism – and cultural appropriation since he’s not Southern – but he’s still “on point” to many foodies and he’s funny while doing it. And, frankly, even though the Philadelphia-born-and-raised, Los Angeles-living food critic isn’t from The South, just about everything he’s saying could, would, and probably has come out of the mouths of Southerns – White, Black, and/or Whatever – when we’ve seen “gentrified” Southern food recipes.
Its Eid al-Kafir! In Other Words It’s National Bacon Day
That’s right, My Fellow Americans; it’s Eid al-Kafir, the festival of infidels, National Bacon Day – not to be confused with International Bacon Day, which is on the first Monday of September in the US. And, on this day, we come together to celebrate our not being Muslims…with bacon!
What with the raging infection of Political Correctness and censorship that America is suffering from and all, some things have become more and more difficult to do. An example of this is simply posting a picture of a woman with melons…
Nice Non-Racist Melons
I think, however, I’ve managed this feat with this pic of some delightful and non-Racist melons. at least insofar as any jabbering screams of racism are concerned.
As the babe is White and there’s nothing in her clothing or the setting to indicate “Blackness,” it’ll take some interesting to watch and probably painful to perform contortion of emotion – they don’t actually think – on the part of either Liberals and Progressive or the Blackivists and their “posses” to claim this is racist. Similarly, unless they’re ready to say that watermelons are actually “Black,” thereby validating any and every watermelon joke out there, they can’t even claim it’s cultural appropriation.
Yep! I’m proud to show you all these nice and non-racist melons. 😀
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