Rebuked!

Rebuked In The Name Of Jesus!

Yeah, Kalen Allen’s shtick includes more than a little racism – and cultural appropriation since he’s not Southern – but he’s still “on point” to many foodies and he’s funny while doing it. And, frankly, even though the Philadelphia-born-and-raised, Los Angeles-living food critic isn’t from The South, just about everything he’s saying could, would, and probably has come out of the mouths of Southerns – White, Black, and/or Whatever – when we’ve seen “gentrified” Southern food recipes.

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Its Eid al-Kafir!

Eid al-Kafir - National Bacon Day
Its Eid al-Kafir! In Other Words It’s National Bacon Day

That’s right, My Fellow Americans; it’s Eid al-Kafir, the festival of infidels, National Bacon Day – not to be confused with International Bacon Day, which is on the first Monday of September in the US. And, on this day, we come together to celebrate our not being Muslims…with bacon!

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Nice Non-Racist Melons

What with the raging infection of Political Correctness and censorship that America is suffering from and all, some things have become more and more difficult to do. An example of this is simply posting a picture of a woman with melons…

White Babe Melons
Nice Non-Racist Melons

I think, however, I’ve managed this feat with this pic of some delightful and non-Racist melons. at least insofar as any jabbering screams of racism are concerned.

As the babe is White and there’s nothing in her clothing or the setting to indicate “Blackness,” it’ll take some interesting to watch and probably painful to perform contortion of emotion – they don’t actually think – on the part of either Liberals and Progressive or the Blackivists and their “posses” to claim this is racist. Similarly, unless they’re ready to say that watermelons are actually “Black,” thereby validating any and every watermelon joke out there, they can’t even claim it’s cultural appropriation.

Yep! I’m proud to show you all these nice and non-racist melons. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Paraguayan For Lunch?

Paola Rios making fruit salad
A Little Paraguayan For Lunch?

Yeah, I’m thinking some Paraguayan sounds like a great idea for lunch. The only problem I see with that is that Paola Rios isn’t available for takeaway.

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Bloody Hell Mary!

Bloody Marry Brunch - And I do mean the whole brunch right there in and on a glass
Bloody Hell Mary!

I think that just about everyone who knows me knows that I’m very much not a follower of the weight-loss and fashion cartels religion of “American Obesity” and that I have exactly zero issues with the normative American trend of large and luxurious meal servings. Still, some things that I find manage to strike even me oddly, as if some restaurants have chosen to attempt to prove that Reductio ad Absurdum isn’t a fallacy after all.

And yes, I also know that creative garnishes on Bloody Marys is a thing, a meme or trope even, and a way for venues to differentiate themselves from their competition. But let’s actually list what this particular Bloody Mary is “garnished” with:

  1. Lemon & Lime
  2. Celery
  3. Olives
  4. Cocktail Onions
  5. Pickled Jalapenos
  6. Shrimp
  7. Pepperjack Cheese
  8. Chicken Wings
  9. Bacon Strips
  10. Waffle Fries
  11. Sliders

This is most assuredly the drink that eats like a meal. ๐Ÿ˜‰ And indeed, it looks like a quite tasty and satisfying brunch, lunch, or after work snack. The only thing that makes me twitch – beyond the extremity of it – is that most Americans are conditioned to not “drink their meals” and would be compelled to order and eat a “normal” meal with it.

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