Meat – Of The People

Meat - For The People, Of The People
Meat – For The People, Of The People

OMFG! Meat, bye the People, for the People, of the People, and made from the People! 😆 That’s freaking hilarious. True, it’s totally fake. But it’s the exact sort of marketing screw-up that actually happens.

Then again …

The Only Virtuous Option

All joking aside, it does seem that this iteration of Soylent Green would be the only form of meat considered a virtuous choice by Leftist organizations, e.g., PETA, NARAL, Warmists, and some of the 2020 Democrat Presidential hopefuls … if it was made from White meat.

And then again

It Could Be A Simple Allegory

As truth can sometimes be best communicated through humor, perhaps meat from the People was meant as simply a humorous allegory for just about any and every Democrat-proposed and/or endorse economic policy.

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Pumpkin Spice Spam

Pumpkin Spice Spam? Yeah, It's Real
Pumpkin Spice Spam? Yeah, It’s Real

Yes, it’s hard to believe – probably because most of us don’t want to believe it – but Pumpkin Spice Spam is real and will be available for purchase starting September 23, 2019. *shudder*

Yeah, I don’t get it either. All I can come up with is that Hormel decided that the Haole girls in Hawaii are an untapped market … Somehow, however, I do not think Chai-Hulud will approve.

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Rebuked!

Rebuked In The Name Of Jesus!

Yeah, Kalen Allen’s shtick includes more than a little racism – and cultural appropriation since he’s not Southern – but he’s still “on point” to many foodies and he’s funny while doing it. And, frankly, even though the Philadelphia-born-and-raised, Los Angeles-living food critic isn’t from The South, just about everything he’s saying could, would, and probably has come out of the mouths of Southerns – White, Black, and/or Whatever – when we’ve seen “gentrified” Southern food recipes.

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Its Eid al-Kafir!

Eid al-Kafir - National Bacon Day
Its Eid al-Kafir! In Other Words It’s National Bacon Day

That’s right, My Fellow Americans; it’s Eid al-Kafir, the festival of infidels, National Bacon Day – not to be confused with International Bacon Day, which is on the first Monday of September in the US. And, on this day, we come together to celebrate our not being Muslims…with bacon!

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Nice Non-Racist Melons

What with the raging infection of Political Correctness and censorship that America is suffering from and all, some things have become more and more difficult to do. An example of this is simply posting a picture of a woman with melons…

White Babe Melons
Nice Non-Racist Melons

I think, however, I’ve managed this feat with this pic of some delightful and non-Racist melons. at least insofar as any jabbering screams of racism are concerned.

As the babe is White and there’s nothing in her clothing or the setting to indicate “Blackness,” it’ll take some interesting to watch and probably painful to perform contortion of emotion – they don’t actually think – on the part of either Liberals and Progressive or the Blackivists and their “posses” to claim this is racist. Similarly, unless they’re ready to say that watermelons are actually “Black,” thereby validating any and every watermelon joke out there, they can’t even claim it’s cultural appropriation.

Yep! I’m proud to show you all these nice and non-racist melons. 😀

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