Dennis Does It Biden Style

Dennis Does It Biden Style
Dennis Does It Biden Style

Little Dennis may have been titled “The Menace,” but he always embodied the free spirit, strong morals, and innovative, entrepreneurial spirit of the true heart and soul of America.

Little Dennis walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk.

“$2,467!”, he announced.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes”, said Little Dennis.

“Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Dennis, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.

“They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog shit!'”

“Then I would say, ‘It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?'”

“I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”

Young Dennis got five stars for his assignment. Bless his American heart.

Yep! This sure sounds like something Dennis would do. I guess he’s still, even after all this time, a menace to our domestic enemies. 😉

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Cat Lady Rescue Squad

The Cat Lady Rescue Squad Saves Another One
The Cat Lady Rescue Squad Saves Another One

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Benders Next Generation!

Benders Next Generation!

Yeah, I’m thinking that Hydrogen – Ununoctium will beat Water, Earth, Fire, and Air hands down in every confrontation. The Chinese Wood, Fire, Earth, Metal, and Water would also go down just as easily. Only the Void (KÅ«) from Japan’s Godai might be able to “bend” the battle to its will. 😉

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We Got Your 6, Elmer

We Got Your 6, Elmer
We Got Your 6, Elmer

Amazing! After a fairly long hiatus since the last, not so well thought out attempt, they’re bringing back some Loony Tunes characters, specifically Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. Of course, Hollywood being Hollywood, they’ve decided to do so utterly without firearms … Because, you know, “gun violence” and firearms send the wrong message to the kiddies 🙄

Yep! They’re bringing back a hunter and crazed gunslinger/cowboy, but without guns, which makes so much sense.

But don’t be concerned. The executive producer and showrunner, Peter Browngardt made it clear that the new shorts will be filled to the brim with that Olde Time Loony Tunes violence and mayhem … but no guns.

“We’re not doing guns,” executive producer and showrunner Peter Browngardt said in an interview with The New York Times.

“But we can do cartoony violence — TNT, the Acme stuff. All that was kind of grandfathered in.”In a short titled “Dynamite Dance,” Fudd uses a scythe as he chases his nemesis Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny responds by using explosives to blow Fudd up multiple times.

So, maybe a mashup with some Peanuts characters are in order. After all, Mr. Schulz was never afraid to go against the ideas of studio execs.

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TMNT Office Remake

TMNT Office Remake

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